[Transcript] AbemaTV 72 Hour TV Paripia with Mori Part 1
The Paripia reunion with Mori was so epic that it has gotten my juices flowing~ So I am coming out of hiding to translate the Mori parts into English! Lots of thanks to kane_0306 for sharing the Mori cut!
I will translate and post the transcript in 5 parts:
(1) Reunion
(2) Cafeteria
(3) Dorm
(4) Walking the track
(5) Garage
PART 1 "REUNION"
[S=Shingo, G=Goro, T=Tsuyoshi, M=Mori]
(Reunion with Mori Katsuyuki after 21 years)
S: Soon we will meet Mori-kun!
T: Finally!
S: Yes, finally. We are in the back area, and the racers are here.
T: The race is still happening. It is very loud here.
S: Amazing.
T: Yes, Mori-kun will appear soon.
S: So this is what it sounds like.
T: Right.
S: Wow.
T: I want to ask him what it feels like.
S: Yes.
T: We haven't met in a long time.
S: It's been a long time.
T: Last time was at "An" yakiniku restaurant.
S: Yes. Wow they are going out now.
(Autoracers in a line ready to go out to race, lots of engine noise)
T: Amazing.
(3 of them watching the racers)
S: I wonder what Mori-kun is like when he's getting ready to race?
T: I wonder what mood he's in when getting ready.
S: They are going out!
(Autoracers go out to the track one by one)
S: Oh that's Mori-kun...no it's not!
T: No!
S: That was not Mori-kun, that was the guy who will be racing in the red No.3 shirt next.
S: Is he coming?
(Racers returning and entering the garage)
G: These racers are returning.
S: Oh from the last race.
T: Well...
S: We are in the "back stage" of autoracing
T: Right!
G: Right! Usually there is no way for us to enter.
T: No one are allowed here except for racers and staffs.
S: They have an ambulance here in the back too.
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(Mori walking towards the three from faraway, Tsuyoshi looked back and saw Mori)
S: They have an ambulance.
T: Right. Because sometimes accidents happen.
(Camera focused on the ambulance before turning to Mori)
S: Hm?
G: HM?!?
S: Wha!!
T: Wha! Haha!
(Mori jogging towards the three)
S: I thought he would appear in a motorcycle!!
All 3: WAAAAA!!!
S: He's here!!!
T: Good job!
M: I lost!
T: It's okay!
S: He's here!
(HUGS)
(Tears in Tsuyoshi's eyes, Shingo tried to hide his emotion with a big smile)
M: It was nervewracking!
T: Did you lose your patience?
M: I did.
All: Hahahahaha!!!
T: You lost your patience during the race right?
M: I lost it.
T: Did you look up at us when you first came out?
M: I did. I noticed Shingo only. I thought, "Hm?"
S: You saw me?
M: Yup. Well well well...
T: In the begining you were at 3rd place right?
M: Yup.
T: Right, so if you...
M: Right, if I couldn't get ahead at the start it gets really tough afterwards.
(Shingo engulfed Mori in a big hug)
M: You are so big!
(Laughs)
S: You are here!!!
M: No, welcome you guys!
T: Mori-kun were you nervous?
M: I was nervous.
T: Did you know that we were coming?
M: I knew. And I wanted to show you my good performance.
G: You wanted to show us a good performance?
M: I wanted to.
T: That's why you lost your patience right?
S: He would.
S: For you to race in today's race, you have to had gotten a good result in yesterday race correct?
M: Correct, if I did not finish in the top three yesterday I would not be in the semi-finals.
S: So you were focusing since yesterday in order to race in the semi-finals today?
M: I was.
S: Yesterday you were in first place.
M: Yes I won yesterday's race. How did you know about this?
S: Of course I would know!
T & G: Of course we know!
S: Yesterday you won first place, and then...you lost your patience in this race.
M: I got impatient! (Pitiful laughter)
(Laughs)
M: Of course I would get anxious!
T: Yes...but...
S: You were super cool.
M: Really?
T: You were cool.
M: I wanted to finish in first place...
G: You tried your best.
(Everyone clapped)
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T: It's difficult.
T: I have a lot to say to you.
M: What? Today?
T: Yes, first of all we all had fun today.
M: Really? That's great.
T: We had the best time. This is our first time at the race track.
M: Really?
T: A long time ago, before you became a racer, you and Shingo had gone to a race track.
S: We went to one right?
M: We did!
S: That was at Kawaguchi?
M: Kawaguchi. Kawaguchi Auto.
S: You took me there when no one was there.
M: Yup. I took you with me.
S: At that time you haven't yet planned on becoming a racer.
M: No, I haven't decided to become a racer yet.
S: Then one day you took me there on your motorcycle. When we got there, you sniffed the air, and said,"I love this oily smell."
M: You remembered it well. Right.
S: You said that right?
M: I did.
S: I was like, "I don't get it!" But later when you decided to become a racer, it finally registered. "Right he did say he loved the smell of oil when he took me to a race track."
T: For me and Goro-chan, it's our first time at a race track.
G: It's my first time visiting a place like this.
T: We were shocked by how loud it is.
G: We realized you work in a place like this everyday.
M: This place is quite something. They take away your cell phone too.
S: Yes, they took away our cell phones too.
M: We only get to watch TV.
S: That's why just now we....right....that's right, you do know that we are broadcasting live right?
M: I know!
S: This is on air right now, live!
M: Yes!
S: We are on air, and we started doing social media, like Instagram and YouTube. But only on this part we are not allowed to bring our cell phones with us.
M: Right, it is not allowed.
S: We can't post anything right now. We had told the audience.
M: Oh I see.
----------
S: So did you know about that news?
G: Does he know?
M: What?
S: After we arrived at the race track, and announced that "We came to see Mori-kun!"
S: On Twitter, the phrase "Mori-kun" became the top trend in the world.
M: Really!?
S: Yes.
M: What?
G: In the world.
M: The world? Not only in Japan?
S: The world.
M: The world?
G: From the whole world.
M: "Mori-kun"?
M: You're joking!
S: "Mori" in Kanji character, and "kun" in hiragana.
M: For real!?
S: Ever since yesterday we were keeping track of phrases from our show that got onto the top Japanese trends.
S: And when we arrived at the race track, "Mori-kun" trended at 6th place in the world.
M: No way!
S: We called out to the audience, "Everyone, we are at 6th place! Tweet "Mori-kun" now!" Then it climbed rapidly to the top.
M: That's amazing!
S: And the word "Autorace" trended at 16th place in the world.
M: Wow!
T: And "Tsuri Tenjo" was 17th place.
M: What?
T: The phrase "Tsuri Tenjo"...
M: "Tsuri Tenjo?
G: He doesn't know what it is!
M: I don't know anything about it!
S: No need to explain it!
G: It was a joke.
T: A gag called "Tsuri Tenjo"
G: TSURI TENJO!! (Does the gag)
S: No need! No need!
G: We had another corner before this.
S: No need!
G: What I wanted to say was it was as popupar as Mori-san, no, Mori-kun.
S: Why did you call him Mori-san?
S: I knew it! I don't really get the relationship between you two.
G: No...
M: There's nothing wrong with us!
G: We are the same age.
M: Yes.
S: But you called him Mori-san!
G: No no no...
S: That's strange!
M: That is strange. This is the first time he calls me "Mori-san."
G: No! I misspoke.
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S: Is there a dorm here?
M: There is.
G: Oh so it's all in here!
M: Yes.
S: When you travel here for a race, there is, not like a home, but a place you stay at?
M: Yes. First here is our lockers where we park our motorcycles, and then next to us is the cafeteria. Then over there is our dorm. That's our "home."
G: Is that so.
T: So you move in here a few days before the race?
M: I move in the day before. The day before the race we get locked in here. And our cell phones are taken away.
S: And the race lasts for about a week?
M: The longest is five days. So I stay here for six days.
S: Five days?
M: Yup.
S: And you stay here for six days.
M: Yes.
S: And then you go to a different race track?
M: That's right.
All: I see.
S: How about this place?
(Points to the building nearby)
M: This is the cafeteria.
S: Cafeteria?
M: Yup. Hm? (Pats Shingo's belly), can you still eat?
(Shingo silence)
M: Don't tell me you...
S: Not that much...
M: Seems you have eaten alot already. (feeling Shingo's belly)
S: Shut up...(flungs Mori's arm away)
M: Hehehe!!! (giggly!)
G: Somehow he's smaller than you, 70% of your size.
M: You are right.
S: Then shall we go to the cafeteria?
M: Do you want to go?
S: Are we allowed to go?
M: Of course! Of course!
S: Is there anything you recommend from the cafeteria?
M: Recommendation? Well we are in Hamamatsu, so it must be Gyoza.
S: Hamamatsu Gyoza?
T: Is it good?
M: Have you tried it?
T: We don't know.
M: Is it good? ......You should try it out!
(Laughter)
T: What the heck?
M: I have never tried it.
G: You're a foodie.
T: You have never tried it?
M: Well let's go. Let's go.
(Tsuyoshi drops his digital camera)
M: Hello!
(All 4 walked into cafeteria)
I might add colors to the lines so it's easier to distinguish who's speaking...maybe after I'm done with the whole thing :)
TO BE CONTINUED...
I will translate and post the transcript in 5 parts:
(1) Reunion
(2) Cafeteria
(3) Dorm
(4) Walking the track
(5) Garage
PART 1 "REUNION"
[S=Shingo, G=Goro, T=Tsuyoshi, M=Mori]
(Reunion with Mori Katsuyuki after 21 years)
S: Soon we will meet Mori-kun!
T: Finally!
S: Yes, finally. We are in the back area, and the racers are here.
T: The race is still happening. It is very loud here.
S: Amazing.
T: Yes, Mori-kun will appear soon.
S: So this is what it sounds like.
T: Right.
S: Wow.
T: I want to ask him what it feels like.
S: Yes.
T: We haven't met in a long time.
S: It's been a long time.
T: Last time was at "An" yakiniku restaurant.
S: Yes. Wow they are going out now.
(Autoracers in a line ready to go out to race, lots of engine noise)
T: Amazing.
(3 of them watching the racers)
S: I wonder what Mori-kun is like when he's getting ready to race?
T: I wonder what mood he's in when getting ready.
S: They are going out!
(Autoracers go out to the track one by one)
S: Oh that's Mori-kun...no it's not!
T: No!
S: That was not Mori-kun, that was the guy who will be racing in the red No.3 shirt next.
S: Is he coming?
(Racers returning and entering the garage)
G: These racers are returning.
S: Oh from the last race.
T: Well...
S: We are in the "back stage" of autoracing
T: Right!
G: Right! Usually there is no way for us to enter.
T: No one are allowed here except for racers and staffs.
S: They have an ambulance here in the back too.
--------
(Mori walking towards the three from faraway, Tsuyoshi looked back and saw Mori)
S: They have an ambulance.
T: Right. Because sometimes accidents happen.
(Camera focused on the ambulance before turning to Mori)
S: Hm?
G: HM?!?
S: Wha!!
T: Wha! Haha!
(Mori jogging towards the three)
S: I thought he would appear in a motorcycle!!
All 3: WAAAAA!!!
S: He's here!!!
T: Good job!
M: I lost!
T: It's okay!
S: He's here!
(HUGS)
(Tears in Tsuyoshi's eyes, Shingo tried to hide his emotion with a big smile)
M: It was nervewracking!
T: Did you lose your patience?
M: I did.
All: Hahahahaha!!!
T: You lost your patience during the race right?
M: I lost it.
T: Did you look up at us when you first came out?
M: I did. I noticed Shingo only. I thought, "Hm?"
S: You saw me?
M: Yup. Well well well...
T: In the begining you were at 3rd place right?
M: Yup.
T: Right, so if you...
M: Right, if I couldn't get ahead at the start it gets really tough afterwards.
(Shingo engulfed Mori in a big hug)
M: You are so big!
(Laughs)
S: You are here!!!
M: No, welcome you guys!
T: Mori-kun were you nervous?
M: I was nervous.
T: Did you know that we were coming?
M: I knew. And I wanted to show you my good performance.
G: You wanted to show us a good performance?
M: I wanted to.
T: That's why you lost your patience right?
S: He would.
S: For you to race in today's race, you have to had gotten a good result in yesterday race correct?
M: Correct, if I did not finish in the top three yesterday I would not be in the semi-finals.
S: So you were focusing since yesterday in order to race in the semi-finals today?
M: I was.
S: Yesterday you were in first place.
M: Yes I won yesterday's race. How did you know about this?
S: Of course I would know!
T & G: Of course we know!
S: Yesterday you won first place, and then...you lost your patience in this race.
M: I got impatient! (Pitiful laughter)
(Laughs)
M: Of course I would get anxious!
T: Yes...but...
S: You were super cool.
M: Really?
T: You were cool.
M: I wanted to finish in first place...
G: You tried your best.
(Everyone clapped)
---------
T: It's difficult.
T: I have a lot to say to you.
M: What? Today?
T: Yes, first of all we all had fun today.
M: Really? That's great.
T: We had the best time. This is our first time at the race track.
M: Really?
T: A long time ago, before you became a racer, you and Shingo had gone to a race track.
S: We went to one right?
M: We did!
S: That was at Kawaguchi?
M: Kawaguchi. Kawaguchi Auto.
S: You took me there when no one was there.
M: Yup. I took you with me.
S: At that time you haven't yet planned on becoming a racer.
M: No, I haven't decided to become a racer yet.
S: Then one day you took me there on your motorcycle. When we got there, you sniffed the air, and said,"I love this oily smell."
M: You remembered it well. Right.
S: You said that right?
M: I did.
S: I was like, "I don't get it!" But later when you decided to become a racer, it finally registered. "Right he did say he loved the smell of oil when he took me to a race track."
T: For me and Goro-chan, it's our first time at a race track.
G: It's my first time visiting a place like this.
T: We were shocked by how loud it is.
G: We realized you work in a place like this everyday.
M: This place is quite something. They take away your cell phone too.
S: Yes, they took away our cell phones too.
M: We only get to watch TV.
S: That's why just now we....right....that's right, you do know that we are broadcasting live right?
M: I know!
S: This is on air right now, live!
M: Yes!
S: We are on air, and we started doing social media, like Instagram and YouTube. But only on this part we are not allowed to bring our cell phones with us.
M: Right, it is not allowed.
S: We can't post anything right now. We had told the audience.
M: Oh I see.
----------
S: So did you know about that news?
G: Does he know?
M: What?
S: After we arrived at the race track, and announced that "We came to see Mori-kun!"
S: On Twitter, the phrase "Mori-kun" became the top trend in the world.
M: Really!?
S: Yes.
M: What?
G: In the world.
M: The world? Not only in Japan?
S: The world.
M: The world?
G: From the whole world.
M: "Mori-kun"?
M: You're joking!
S: "Mori" in Kanji character, and "kun" in hiragana.
M: For real!?
S: Ever since yesterday we were keeping track of phrases from our show that got onto the top Japanese trends.
S: And when we arrived at the race track, "Mori-kun" trended at 6th place in the world.
M: No way!
S: We called out to the audience, "Everyone, we are at 6th place! Tweet "Mori-kun" now!" Then it climbed rapidly to the top.
M: That's amazing!
S: And the word "Autorace" trended at 16th place in the world.
M: Wow!
T: And "Tsuri Tenjo" was 17th place.
M: What?
T: The phrase "Tsuri Tenjo"...
M: "Tsuri Tenjo?
G: He doesn't know what it is!
M: I don't know anything about it!
S: No need to explain it!
G: It was a joke.
T: A gag called "Tsuri Tenjo"
G: TSURI TENJO!! (Does the gag)
S: No need! No need!
G: We had another corner before this.
S: No need!
G: What I wanted to say was it was as popupar as Mori-san, no, Mori-kun.
S: Why did you call him Mori-san?
S: I knew it! I don't really get the relationship between you two.
G: No...
M: There's nothing wrong with us!
G: We are the same age.
M: Yes.
S: But you called him Mori-san!
G: No no no...
S: That's strange!
M: That is strange. This is the first time he calls me "Mori-san."
G: No! I misspoke.
----------
S: Is there a dorm here?
M: There is.
G: Oh so it's all in here!
M: Yes.
S: When you travel here for a race, there is, not like a home, but a place you stay at?
M: Yes. First here is our lockers where we park our motorcycles, and then next to us is the cafeteria. Then over there is our dorm. That's our "home."
G: Is that so.
T: So you move in here a few days before the race?
M: I move in the day before. The day before the race we get locked in here. And our cell phones are taken away.
S: And the race lasts for about a week?
M: The longest is five days. So I stay here for six days.
S: Five days?
M: Yup.
S: And you stay here for six days.
M: Yes.
S: And then you go to a different race track?
M: That's right.
All: I see.
S: How about this place?
(Points to the building nearby)
M: This is the cafeteria.
S: Cafeteria?
M: Yup. Hm? (Pats Shingo's belly), can you still eat?
(Shingo silence)
M: Don't tell me you...
S: Not that much...
M: Seems you have eaten alot already. (feeling Shingo's belly)
S: Shut up...(flungs Mori's arm away)
M: Hehehe!!! (giggly!)
G: Somehow he's smaller than you, 70% of your size.
M: You are right.
S: Then shall we go to the cafeteria?
M: Do you want to go?
S: Are we allowed to go?
M: Of course! Of course!
S: Is there anything you recommend from the cafeteria?
M: Recommendation? Well we are in Hamamatsu, so it must be Gyoza.
S: Hamamatsu Gyoza?
T: Is it good?
M: Have you tried it?
T: We don't know.
M: Is it good? ......You should try it out!
(Laughter)
T: What the heck?
M: I have never tried it.
G: You're a foodie.
T: You have never tried it?
M: Well let's go. Let's go.
(Tsuyoshi drops his digital camera)
M: Hello!
(All 4 walked into cafeteria)
I might add colors to the lines so it's easier to distinguish who's speaking...maybe after I'm done with the whole thing :)
TO BE CONTINUED...