Comments | elrondhalfelven: BETROTHAL DAY WOO

elrondhalfelven

BETROTHAL DAY WOO

Apr 10, 2003 20:46

Hmm. It's Thursday.

Oh wait. That means it's
BETROTHAL DAY!!!!!!!!

Well, let's get down to it, shall we?

This week, Elrofuck specifically asked us to be the victim chosen child. He's very lonely lately. I think we'll have to buy him a new Glorfie Stardust cardboard cutout if this continues ( Read more... )

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celebrianrules April 10 2003, 18:00:48 UTC

If this falls through, I am disowning both of them, and possibly you too.

elrondhalfelven April 10 2003, 18:14:56 UTC

Where is the LOVE? :(

celebrianrules April 10 2003, 18:18:10 UTC

NON-INCEST LOVE is okay, but MY SONS ARE NOT MARRYING EACH OTHER.

elrondhalfelven April 10 2003, 18:21:20 UTC

You know, you are not very supportive.

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arwenundomiel April 10 2003, 18:52:31 UTC

that is so not fair!

so incest is all bad unless it's a fanfiction.com otp, is that what you are telling me ada????

WHY COULDN'T I EVER GET BETROTHED TO MY BROTHER? AND WHAT HAPPENS TO POOR LINDIR NOW, I ASK YOU? HMMM? HIS YELLOWISH, FAT-ENCASED HEART WILL BE BROKEN!

p.s. thank you daddy, eeee! this will make my forbidden clandestine rendez-vous with elrobeth all the more illicit and therefore titillating, squee!

elrondhalfelven April 10 2003, 18:55:20 UTC

Because, precious, you would be stealing Nienor and Turin's thunder.

I'm glad someone approves.

arwenundomiel April 10 2003, 18:59:38 UTC

this sux0rs!!

eeeeee i'm going to be elrobeth's maid of honour! this means we get to spend LOTS of time together trying on underwear! ( ... )

lordelrohir April 10 2003, 21:44:53 UTC

At the risk of seeming ungrateful...

WTF????

THIS IS THE MOST DIGUSTING THING IN THE WORLD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE SON-WHEN-HE-ISN'T-FUCKING-YOUR-UNDUMMY-OR-THE-LIVESTOCK I AM GOING TO CRY FOR A DECADE AND THEN GIVE MYSELF PAPERCUTS.

Will you help me pick out a dress?

elladanthesane April 10 2003, 22:27:54 UTC

One thing to add to all that: I agree with the no-wedding thing.

Elrobeth is perfectly happy with his My Little Mearasus anyways.

So... *pleads to the gods* please find a way to return him to his normal self so he can go back to his barnyard antics. And fast. A pouty Shadowfax isn't very much fun to be around.

elrondhalfelven April 11 2003, 17:21:30 UTC

Of course! Now come help me drug your brother. :)

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