BETROTHAL DAY WOO
Hmm. It's Thursday.
Oh wait. That means it's
BETROTHAL DAY!!!!!!!!
Well, let's get down to it, shall we?
This week, Elrofuck specifically asked us to be the victim chosen child. He's very lonely lately. I think we'll have to buy him a new Glorfie Stardust cardboard cutout if this continues.
Anyway, Elrohir my boy, this week your other ada and I have decided that you shall marry...
Oooh, I think I shall use a silly unneeded lj cut here! SUSPENSE!!!!!!!
Well, anyway, after consulting with the leaders of the Tolkien fandom, in particular those who write stories involving the Rivendell elves, they have assured me that there is only one OTP for Elrohir judging by the vast quanity of stories written about them.
Thus, to save time and kill two birds with one stone, as it were, Elrohir, you are now engaged to Elladan. This will definitely keep additional human genes out of the family and, now that the turkey is a hermaphrodite, will provide either heirs or mutant children, both of which are appreciated by Los Rondos, Bri, and Undummy.
Thank you and tune in next week.
Oh wait. That means it's
BETROTHAL DAY!!!!!!!!
Well, let's get down to it, shall we?
This week, Elrofuck specifically asked us to be the victim chosen child. He's very lonely lately. I think we'll have to buy him a new Glorfie Stardust cardboard cutout if this continues.
Anyway, Elrohir my boy, this week your other ada and I have decided that you shall marry...
Oooh, I think I shall use a silly unneeded lj cut here! SUSPENSE!!!!!!!
Well, anyway, after consulting with the leaders of the Tolkien fandom, in particular those who write stories involving the Rivendell elves, they have assured me that there is only one OTP for Elrohir judging by the vast quanity of stories written about them.
Thus, to save time and kill two birds with one stone, as it were, Elrohir, you are now engaged to Elladan. This will definitely keep additional human genes out of the family and, now that the turkey is a hermaphrodite, will provide either heirs or mutant children, both of which are appreciated by Los Rondos, Bri, and Undummy.
Thank you and tune in next week.