BETROTHAL DAY WOO

[elrondhalfelven]

Hmm. It's Thursday.

Oh wait. That means it's
BETROTHAL DAY!!!!!!!!

Well, let's get down to it, shall we?

This week, Elrofuck specifically asked us to be the victim chosen child. He's very lonely lately. I think we'll have to buy him a new Glorfie Stardust cardboard cutout if this continues

Comments

[celebrianrules]

If this falls through, I am disowning both of them, and possibly you too.

[elrondhalfelven]

Where is the LOVE? :(

[celebrianrules]

NON-INCEST LOVE is okay, but MY SONS ARE NOT MARRYING EACH OTHER.

[elrondhalfelven]

You know, you are not very supportive.

[celebrianrules]

Uh, no. Because um, EEW.

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[elrondhalfelven]

:(

Well, perhaps I will just find comfort...in the arms of Ann Larimer!!

[celebrianrules]

And I'm supposed to care? It's not like you don't sleep with everything else that sits on the couch? >:(

[elrondhalfelven]

Ummmm. But this is heterosexual. It is different!

[lordof_imladris]

All my affairs are homosexual. Somehow, in my mind, that makes it okay. :)

[celebrianrules]

Oh yes. Right. So I'm supposed to be completely unphased when you sleep around with Saruman/Denethor/Estel/Whoever, but then pissed because you want to submit to the seduction of sweet beautiful Ann?

[elrondhalfelven]

One, I never did anything with Estel. Two...yes, that was the plan.

[celebrianrules]

One, yeah sure. Two, um, I knew it was going to happen eventually because once you become a cheating scumbag things can only progress. :(

[elrondhalfelven]

Cheating scumbag?! What about you and Haldir, hmm?

[celebrianrules]

For the 5000048th time, we were just good friends! :( :(

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[elrondhalfelven]

I found his underwear in your back pocket!

[celebrianrules]

I have never even SEEN underwear belonging to Haldir.