Something utterly inane.

[elphabahummel]

It has been far too long since my last post - so I suppose I'll just have to write something entirely inane and pointless, a list of things to get off of my chest.

1.  Will someone please explain to Rachel why Twilight is a ridiculous piece of drivel parading itself as a novel.  I would, but I fear I may combust with anger.

2.  Congratulations Artie

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[ducksinhats]

Twilight is AWESOME.

Regionals will ROCK.

I'll tell Finn to let you have the fan some.

[elphabahummel]

Brittany, there are so many things in life that are much much better than Twilight. Dancing, cookies, Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Lambert to name but a few.

How on earth are you not nervous?

It would be appreciated. Also, I had some fun at the sleepover :).

[ducksinhats]

Twilight is like, the best book ever. And Jacob is a hottie. So is Bella. But yeah, not even Twilight is as good as dancing. Or cookies.

Because I know we have great singers and our dance is AMAZING. Plus, we have like, more heart and stuff.

I did too! I love your purple hair. It's hot.

[elphabahummel]

Cookies are far better than sparklpires. I wish Coach Sylvester would let us eat them.

You and Mike are fabulous of course - they certainly can't beat our choreography. How is Finn coming along in that respect anyway? He hasn't broken anything in our room in at least three days.

It's insane. But thank you for being so kind.

[elphabahummel]

I hate it. I despise every mention of that ridiculous sparkly imbecile. It is not romantic, the only tragic thing about it is how genuinely terrible it is. And you know I didn't mean to touch it. I am so buying you a 'Team Edward' shirt.

I love you, Tina.

And I did. For a few hours. Then I found my show choir rule book and may have screeched a tad. Regardless, attacking me was your plan to de-stress?

No, no way. I require layers, I look good in layers. One-layered outfits are for the unforgivably lazy, and I am nothing if not stylistically enthusiastic.

[elphabahummel]

We could attach it to her like a mask.

Do I look good in purple? Of course I do. Should my hair be purple? No. I'm glad my suffering makes you happy.

But this outfit is perfect, and shorts are quite simply a non-participant in my wardrobe right now.

[bestsingerever]

I don't see why I can't just be left to enjoy Twilight in peace...I'm not hurting anybody with my love of Edward Cullen!

[elphabahummel]

I'm only trying to protect whatever modicum of good taste you have left under those clothes.

And don't tell me that this infatuation with a fictional character has already progressed to full-blown delusional love.

[bestsingerever]

I have excellent taste. I don't know what you're talking about.

And "love" might be too strong a word. But Edward really is the embodiment of the idea of a perfect boyfriend.

[elphabahummel]

Argyle, Rachel, argyle. Must we honestly have this discussion again? Denial doesn't go with your outfit.

But then, really, not much does.

Creepy, bland, agressive, stalkerish, hypocritical and dead? Well that explains so much.

[dancinaznman]

Dude...I'm like so confused. It's not even funny.

What the heck happened at that sleepover? I'm slightly terrified of the results.

And I have to agree...that video...we should have done something so it like...self destructed. I'm already getting snickering smiles from Tina. I think I'm about to be blackmailed.

Um...yeah...Regionals have me terrified.

[elphabahummel]

You didn't miss too much. Although Tina is evil. Entirely evil and not to be trusted.

Well she does have it. Which makes me feel much safer than you probably should.

I'm glad it isn't just me.

[dancinaznman]

Yeah well, I knew she was evil. Some of the things she's done over the years...well...I'm amazed my eyebrows grew back.

And yes. I live in fear. Lots of it. Constantly. How did you talk me into doing that again?!

Yeah. Not just you. Though I imagine our fears are focused on different points.

[elphabahummel]

She seems so sweet, and then suddenly you're being attacked in a room full of ridiculously malicious girls.

I'm a very persuasive person. :)

Probably. I shouldn't even be online, I should be practicing.

[qbhudson]

What's the deal with Twilight? It's so lame. The guy, Edmond? Whatever his name is. He's not even that good looking. Though that blonde chick is pretty hot. NOT AS HOT AS BRITTANY OF COURSE. but still hot.

I can't believe Regionals is this close. I think we can do it though. We practiced so much. There's no way we could do any better with what's happened.

Yo. If you wanted to be cool, you'd wear a tee shirt like a normal person. I put it on me before you got here. I don't know why we can't just turn on the air conditioning though.

[elphabahummel]

Edward, his name is Edward. And the entire franchise is disgustingly over blown and filled with raving pre-hormonal fanatics.

I am not ruining this outfit, Finn. Just, turn the fan this way, I'm too warm to move.

[qbhudson]

I totally knew that. I don't know what's scarier: the preteens or the moms. Gross.

You're insane. Fine. But only for a while. I overheat fast.

[elphabahummel]

I simply don't understand their ridiculous obsession. It is not well written, the characters are unappealing and Stephenie Meyer clearly knows nothing about vampires. They do not sparkle.

Wanting to look one's best is not insanity. And thank you, but it isn't my fault that you're so large and over-heat.