Something utterly inane.

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It has been far too long since my last post - so I suppose I'll just have to write something entirely inane and pointless, a list of things to get off of my chest.

1.  Will someone please explain to Rachel why Twilight is a ridiculous piece of drivel parading itself as a novel.  I would, but I fear I may combust with anger.

2.  Congratulations Artie

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Twilight is AWESOME.

Regionals will ROCK.

I'll tell Finn to let you have the fan some.

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Brittany, there are so many things in life that are much much better than Twilight. Dancing, cookies, Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Lambert to name but a few.

How on earth are you not nervous?

It would be appreciated. Also, I had some fun at the sleepover :).

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Twilight is like, the best book ever. And Jacob is a hottie. So is Bella. But yeah, not even Twilight is as good as dancing. Or cookies.

Because I know we have great singers and our dance is AMAZING. Plus, we have like, more heart and stuff.

I did too! I love your purple hair. It's hot.

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Cookies are far better than sparklpires. I wish Coach Sylvester would let us eat them.

You and Mike are fabulous of course - they certainly can't beat our choreography. How is Finn coming along in that respect anyway? He hasn't broken anything in our room in at least three days.

It's insane. But thank you for being so kind.

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Yeah, Cheerio diets suck but I totally cheat. I can't resist oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.

Thanks! He's coming along okay. He's not as stiff anymore.

No problem! We need to go shopping soon. Like, when we totally celebrate our for sure win at Regionals.

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It's worth it. Sometimes. Oh don't tempt me, I haven't had cookies in so long. Except Mike's, but that was a one off.

I'm so thrilled.

We do. My wardrobe is so off kilter due to stress - clearly I need more clothes. Your optimism is inspiring.

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It totally is. I sneak my mom's cookies all the time. It's pretty bad.

I am too.

Everyone always needs more clothes.

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I think Coach Sylvester knows, she's been giving me evil eyes lately.

Except Leonardo DiCaprio - he could stand to lose some.

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She gives everyone the evil eye.

That's totally true. Such a hottie.

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She is a terrifying, fabulous woman.

:D