Something utterly inane.

[elphabahummel]

It has been far too long since my last post - so I suppose I'll just have to write something entirely inane and pointless, a list of things to get off of my chest.

1.  Will someone please explain to Rachel why Twilight is a ridiculous piece of drivel parading itself as a novel.  I would, but I fear I may combust with anger.

2.  Congratulations Artie

Comments

[qbhudson]

What's the deal with Twilight? It's so lame. The guy, Edmond? Whatever his name is. He's not even that good looking. Though that blonde chick is pretty hot. NOT AS HOT AS BRITTANY OF COURSE. but still hot.

I can't believe Regionals is this close. I think we can do it though. We practiced so much. There's no way we could do any better with what's happened.

Yo. If you wanted to be cool, you'd wear a tee shirt like a normal person. I put it on me before you got here. I don't know why we can't just turn on the air conditioning though.

[elphabahummel]

Edward, his name is Edward. And the entire franchise is disgustingly over blown and filled with raving pre-hormonal fanatics.

I am not ruining this outfit, Finn. Just, turn the fan this way, I'm too warm to move.

[qbhudson]

I totally knew that. I don't know what's scarier: the preteens or the moms. Gross.

You're insane. Fine. But only for a while. I overheat fast.

[elphabahummel]

I simply don't understand their ridiculous obsession. It is not well written, the characters are unappealing and Stephenie Meyer clearly knows nothing about vampires. They do not sparkle.

Wanting to look one's best is not insanity. And thank you, but it isn't my fault that you're so large and over-heat.

[qbhudson]

It's crazy and really scary.
Hey. We agree on something.

It is when you'll get heat stroke from it. It's not my fault either!

[elphabahummel]

Well, statistically speaking there had to be something.

My ensemble is perfect - nothing would convince me to remove it.

You should have taken the hint and stopped growing. I was sensible enough to stop at a reasonable height.

[qbhudson]

Uhhhh, what?

Perfect for when it's not ten billion degrees outside maybe.

What?! I can't help that I'm tall!

[elphabahummel]

Given the vast number of topics in existance, we had to agree on at least one - simple maths.

Perfect regardless of your exaggeration.

Oh, that reminds me - the toilet light is broken, can you change it soon? Otherwise I'll have to get the step ladder.

[qbhudson]

Oh. I guess that makes sense.

Well, if you pass out, you can tell your dad it's your fault when you wake up. I'm not getting yelled at again.

Why do I always have to Okay. When I feel like getting up.

[elphabahummel]

He won't yell at you again. In fact, he's a little too used to my wardrobe malfunctions. Do not let him tell you the story that starts with "When Kurt was ten and had high heels-". Do not.

Because I can't reach Thank you. Maybe later I'll let you beat me in one of those ridiculous video games again.

[qbhudson]

Thank god. That was terrifying. Now I really want to hear this story.

Yes! You're on.:)

[elphabahummel]

You know he isn't quite as scary as he looks - it's the trucker hat. Take that away and he's practically a teddy bear - but do not tell him I said that. Ever. And no, you can never hear that story, not unless you want me to ask your mother about baby pictures.

I'm sure I can beat you this time. :)

[qbhudson]

I know. But still. A teddy bear?! I'm not going to be able to look at him the same now! I was a cute baby. But okay, I won't ask. Jeez.

Yeah, right. But you can try.

[elphabahummel]

He's just a big teddy bear in ridiculous clothing, not at all scary. Well now I really want to see those baby photos - some sneakiness is in order.

You shouldn't assume so much, Hudson. :P

[qbhudson]

Well, talk to me after all of his rage right at you and then we'll see. No way! Not fair! If you find those photos, I'm asking your dad about that story!

You're a beginner. Mike just makes me look a lot worse than I am, because he's so awesome.

[elphabahummel]

I've already been there - in case you were wondering, my dad doesn't appreciate all of his clothes being thrown our by a nine year old. No, you cannot hear that story! He embelishes it and makes it sound much worse than it already is!

I could have... skills?