Whoa! Ok BREATHE!!!! Is your scalp itchy? Probably not or you'd have mentioned. I DOUBT very very very highly that it's lice! If anything some critter scampered up his leg and liked his willy, but i really don't think it's lice or scabies(scabies move?). More like a bug just a regular old potato bug crawled on the lad and whammo seems like lice! None of the boys have complained of itching have they?
Exhale! It's ok none of this is totally bad. Just feels that way! *hugs* Xanax? Little shot o the good stuff?
I'm sorry I'm not there talk it out or for you to punch me in the face! Please also consider that crispin will do whatever tristan does so long as we give him no options!
Your anxiety and my anxiety should get drunk and hide in a closet!
There has clearly not been enough closet drunkenness. Lets' rectify that immediatement! Cuz I'm suddenly international! And your granddaughter is a douche! Just sayin'...
Seriously I've been taking half xanax's like it was pez! Ok well not really but more than i have in sometime! May be time for something harder! Closet drunkeness seems pretty much like the best idea ever. Rockland Specials will be catapulting me into raging alcoholism!
It's a still from Stand By Me. You must have seen it?
And what the shit is DDT?
Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. They used to shower in the stuff to control bugs. It's pretty nasty stuff that you should not shower in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT
You've probably heard of 'Silent Spring' around the traps.
Believe it or not I haven't seen it. I think I was too cool in the 80s to watch a movie about some silly little boys when I had Motley Crue to obsess over.
You've probably heard of 'Silent Spring' around the traps.
I swear to shit talking to you is a bit like talking to Hawkings. Or a homeless drunk. Or both.
Lice aren't that big, so it's not going to be lice. Scabies do not involve black bugs, so tell Fratboy to shut it.
Based on your description, I'm guessing either a carpet beetle (that pic is super-magnified, they're wee little things) or grain beetle (even more wee than carpet beetles). They're both super-common, and while they're hassles and can cause damage (carpet beetles eat fabric during their larval phase, and grain beetles infest stuff like cereal and flour), neither will infest your kids or your hair.
OMG DID I EVER TELL YOU YOUR MY HERO?!! I'd been furiously Googling lice and scabies and couldn't find the little bugger but there he is! Twee little grain beetle! How the shit did get in my kid's diaper, I don't even want to know. Might be time to move the freezer in the pantry and clean under it or somethign? Eww.
Little fuckers get everywhere. (Why yes, I have been fighting with grain beetles for years now, why do you ask?) It could easily have fallen from something he was eating. Grain beetles can come in egg form inside rice, flour, cornmeal, cereal, etc. from the store, and they they hatch, and boom! Now you've got grain beetles
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Well hell, my flour is just sitting there on the pantry floor, open, and the shelves are filled with pretty much every no-no you just mentioned. Looks like there will be a mass revamping of the pantry tonight. Bets on how much I'm gonna have to throw out and replace? *sigh* At least it's not scabies or lice, at least it's not scabies or lice, at least it's not scabies or lice...
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Exhale! It's ok none of this is totally bad. Just feels that way!
*hugs*
Xanax? Little shot o the good stuff?
I'm sorry I'm not there talk it out or for you to punch me in the face!
Please also consider that crispin will do whatever tristan does so long as we give him no options!
Your anxiety and my anxiety should get drunk and hide in a closet!
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VJHUdifqvNg/S61T6BjWFAI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/ltZpxSnr6d4/s1600/Stand-By-Me-stand-by-me-5093175-852-480.jpg
It could have been worse.
You just need DDT. DDT kills *everything*.
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It's a still from Stand By Me. You must have seen it?
And what the shit is DDT?
Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
They used to shower in the stuff to control bugs.
It's pretty nasty stuff that you should not shower in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT
You've probably heard of 'Silent Spring' around the traps.
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You've probably heard of 'Silent Spring' around the traps.
I swear to shit talking to you is a bit like talking to Hawkings. Or a homeless drunk. Or both.
*sigh*
Back to Google for me...
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I just died dead from laughing at that.... awww lawdy! My stomach...
Hoping it was just a random bug and not lice!
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Totally random bug. Whew.
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Based on your description, I'm guessing either a carpet beetle (that pic is super-magnified, they're wee little things) or grain beetle (even more wee than carpet beetles). They're both super-common, and while they're hassles and can cause damage (carpet beetles eat fabric during their larval phase, and grain beetles infest stuff like cereal and flour), neither will infest your kids or your hair.
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BUT THANK YOU!!!
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