Sham.Fucking.Wow

[elixxir]

Lord I totally slept in half an hour past my alarm this morning. Which, ordinarily, is no biggie but of course today is the one morning I have an early meeting that I can't miss or even be late for. So I grab the closest rumpled clothes from the bedside, toss on a headband and high tail it out of the house without even brushing my hair or teeth,

Comments

[_dharmamama_]

You have the best stories evar.

[cyka]

ahahahaha, you're my most favourite tard ever.

[to_thine_own]

Love it. Hope you made your meeting. Apparently just rolled out of bed is your look. For DOuche attraction anyway.

I saw the hottest cop today. They're pretty in those uniforms.

[elixxir]

I was 7 minutes late, but my manager was 10 minutes late so she never knew. VICTORY!

Wow. You are so not wrong!

[_twilight_]

http://www.vegas.com/douchebag/

[kayt_arminta]

Bwahahaha, sucka