Kill Whitey 2008

[elixxir]

Yeah, so Tuesday night was going to be all the WIN in the world and for the most part it was. Sex and the City came out on DVD, I scored it super-cheapo, some of the finest ladies in the land came over to watch it while drinking Cosnos, which are like Cosmos if by 'like' you mean just a similar colour while tasting of pink Crystal Light instead.

Comments

[anita_drink]

As soon as I saw the exaggerated hairz, I KNEW there would be a Polak comment. Although the added bonus of having the head kicking brought up again was an exciting surprise.

Just WAIT until you see what PANIC has in store for you! It will make Poland and The Kneeg seem incredibly benevolent and YOU'LL BE SORRY!

In other news, I'm glad you survived.

[anita_drink]

HAHAHA! I saw what you did there. Sure there's no secret plan, but there IS a SEKRIT one. HA!

[elixxir]

What? You thought I was too blonde to make the connection?? You really didn't think I'd catch on?...

[vapidblonde]

Hahahaha, OMG your user pic is killing me.
I still can't believe with all the fighting off of frostbite you didn't lose a pound that night.

[elixxir]

That's me, losing friends and alienating people one icon at a time! Ha. And seriously...who shivers all night and gains half a pound?? Maybe my fat was just too cold to fall off, hence the one pound weight loss when I warmed up again? :)

[bellafiga]

:(

*my shame will never die*

[elixxir]

Well technically it's our shame since I did sit there and watch you walk away with my keys. But if you want to make it up to me, NEVER USE THAT ICON AGAIN. :p

[bellafiga]

I know but still one of us slept warmly that night and one of us didn't (sleep or stay warm):( That doesn't please me at all. You're the only person I love and I almost let the rabid wolverines and feral kitten eat you alive!

Seriously, kneegy idol 2008 the search for a better and stronger and less tragically stupid kneeg, needs to begin!

Consider the icon retired from your comments:P

[elixxir]

Oh my god I totally forgot about the feral kitt0n! You could have come back to just my ripped off arm lying there. That's what you get for leaving your Whiteys out there unprotected you know. :p

Sadly for me there is no better, stronger or less stupid Kneegs anywhere on the planet. True story. I will just have to outsmart your Kill Whitey Conspiracy somehow. Because who else will love me for my flatulence?

That asshole is mezmerizing. And frightening. And gross. I may have nightmares. You know, if you don't lock me out again and actually let me sleep tonight...

[roamingintaiwan]

My God!!!!! I don't even have words.

[to_thine_own]

Ha OMG I love it. Sorry, maybe i only love it because I live in a place where a spare key outside is reasonable. I'd be freaking.
What I love is the fact that this is Kill Whitey 2008, so you're either seeing this as a year long competition, or an annual event. Either way, advance tix this way.

[elixxir]

Hahahaha!! Well that depends entirely on whether they succeed this year or whether I'll live long enough to outsmart their Kill Whitey Conspiracy annually I suppose....