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[elixxir]

You know there are relatively few rules that I live my life by, because I can be a bit jazz-hands about how I spend my days. Let's keep the restrictions to a minimum, but, you know, really believe in and abide by those restrictions that are in place. One of those rules is never, ever, ever try to smuggle alcohol across the border. It's illegal

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just curious

[the_siobhan]

How do you feel about your son "giving up" anal on a first date?

Re: just curious

[elixxir]

Ohhh, ungodly excited. Not in a perverted kiddy diddler way but more in the 'can we share boas and glitter?' kind of way. :D

[roamingintaiwan]

If you would like a good laugh, ask Dede about the time we wanted to shop duty free, but stay in Canada.

[elixxir]

Or, you know, you could just tell me...?

[roamingintaiwan]

Indeed I could, although Dede tells it better than I do!

God it's been ages since I've seen you! At least seems it for me, being all, in a delicate condition, and all that. Coffee or sneaky dees soonish?

[elixxir]

"Delicate" condition? HAHAHAHAAH! You forget lady I bin there. Twice. There ain't nothing delicate about being knocked up. But coffee definitely works for me. I'll be ordering you a glass of milk and pointing and laughing at you though. :p

[nights_promise]

I think I'll be needing a couple bottles of that ;)

[elixxir]

Not for another couple of trimesters though. :)

[nights_promise]

Oh yeah, I totally meant in a 'stocking up for the future' kind of way ;)

[anita_drink]

YOUR life is fabulous.
See also: little boy hugs, soul.

Anal IS NOT a first date activity. There may be some slippage, but it is quickly put to an end. Or out of an end, as the case may be.

Will Smith is not gay. Just ghey.

[elixxir]

The facts speak for themselves...

[anita_drink]

OOOOO!!! I didn't know that your statements were backe up by SCIENCE.
In that case, I concur.

[elixxir]

Because clearly you can't argue with Science. You lame non-Dance Caver you.

[elixxir]

But of course!