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[elixxir]

It's one thing to hide your first hairy hoseless gams of the season beneath an ankle length skirt. Something else entirely to expose 'em in cute new capri cargos. Couldn't do it man, didn't feel like wearing something else, crunched for time, what's a girl to do

Comments

[vapidblonde]

I'm sorry about your husband's unfortunate choice in coture, but the fact that he's wearing beanwater is funny as hell.

[elixxir]

It ain't gonna be quite as funny when I'm dressed in matching beanwater (see edit above). Oh gawd, the ridiculous things one is expected to do for love...

[vapidblonde]

LMAO, good lord the man is making you wear matching beanwater??? And you're letting him.. thats just all kinds of wrong, I mean I know you compromise when you love someone, but compromising good taste?

[elixxir]

Well I have yet to see said beanwater skirt. Perhaps it will be less beanwatery? Hey, a girl can dream...

[disastrid]

hahahahaha. beanwater! i fucking love you.

also. on some planet on some distant day, me you and cyn will be sitting on your balcony getting fucking retarded screeching about whatever because i will have a free weekend. oh yes.

[elixxir]

We are waiting most impatiently woman. Make with it!!!

[divine]

LET'S DO IT!!

PLEASE?!

[elixxir]

I'm game as soon as everyone else is free. :)

PS. Cyn wants to go dancing soon. Like, in public even. We need to make this happen too.

[shadowduchess]

Okay, I have tears literally SQUIRTING out of my eyes reading this...maybe I'm just vicious but a beanwater shirt and dry shaving?
You HAVE to photograph this atrocity!!
HAVE TO IT'S A MORAL IMPERATIVE!!!
MORAL!
IMPERATIVE!!

[elixxir]

Ha. Wait til I get the matching beanwater skirt. (See edit above) Much documenting for posterity will take place. Only cuz you asked so nicely. :p

[shadowduchess]

Oh nonononononononono!!
Why a beanwater skirt?
Please tell me you're just going to wear his shirt around your waist like a sarong and pretend?!?
Pretty pleaaaaaaaaaaaase??
You do love to torture me don't you?
*growls*

[elixxir]

Promises, promises! :)

[the_axel]

Schick Quattro!
I picked one up a couple of weeks ago as an experiment & went from 3 cuts per shave to none at all.
It's awesome.

[50_ft_queenie]

Shick Intuition

Best.Razor.Ever

I love this razor. I want to marry this razor.

omg owwww

[tailchaser]

why???
dear god why would you do it?

Re: omg owwww

[elixxir]

Because I'm an idiot. Clearly. Have you not learned that much from reading my journal all this time??? :p

Re: omg owwww

[tailchaser]

hehehhehehe
not an idiot...just do idiotic things sometimes ;)

Re: omg owwww

[elixxir]

Heh. Like get married? Ba-dum-ba! Wait til he wears the beanwater shirt to work. It's see through. You'll have to look at this hairy nipples through beanwater all day!