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Apr 21, 2006 11:47

It's one thing to hide your first hairy hoseless gams of the season beneath an ankle length skirt. Something else entirely to expose 'em in cute new capri cargos. Couldn't do it man, didn't feel like wearing something else, crunched for time, what's a girl to do ( Read more... )

goofy, beanwater, fratboy

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bellafiga April 21 2006, 16:41:47 UTC

Hahahahahahahahahahaha you are such a fucking tard!!! But you're my tard and I'm keeping you.. You need a salve for you pain.

I won't even go there about the beanwater. Not touching it nope can't make me!!

bellafiga April 21 2006, 16:51:58 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

elixxir April 21 2006, 16:59:05 UTC

Beanwater for everyone!!

PS. We'll be a little late getting home. Hopefully not too much. How long can beanwater procurement possibly take? :p

bellafiga April 21 2006, 17:01:47 UTC

No worries doll where the hell am I going? Yeah that's right nowhere!!

Have fun getting yourself all beanwatered up. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry!!

BTW I need a computer and I think I can make it happen this weekend. I hope so!

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celsius_matti April 21 2006, 16:50:50 UTC

OMG. When I read the words "dry-shave" I cringed!
DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

elixxir April 21 2006, 16:59:36 UTC

Heh. You don't have to tell me twice

GAH!!

the_fury April 21 2006, 17:43:37 UTC

Huh - seems you can use beanwater as an anti-irritant for dry shaving...

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Different receipts for improving skin and body:

Emolient and antiseptic formula against irritation:

Use ash, mint, birch, marigold, lavander, camomile leaves, pine bulbs, savory (Satureia hortensis), common marjoram and beans - equal proportions: boil them into 3 litres of water for 15 minutes then, filter them through cotton wool. Mix the liquid with warm water. The bath should last for 15-20 minutes.

Scooped from http://naturalcare.vitanaturalis.com/content02.shtml

elixxir April 22 2006, 03:58:19 UTC

Wow you're awfully edumacated about skin care for manfolk. :p

the_fury April 22 2006, 05:28:15 UTC

Heh - "dry Shave" and "Beanwater" just brings out the google in me ;)

50_ft_queenie April 21 2006, 18:01:18 UTC

Dude! How could you not know that dry shave=teh PAIN! Seriously, I made that mistake at 16. ;P

I demand a picture of said beanwater shirt.

elixxir April 22 2006, 03:59:11 UTC

Well I knew it would be painful, I was just cocky about my ability to manage said pain. Never again!!!

I'll see if I can get Fratboy to pose pretty in it for you. Ha.

_twilight_ April 21 2006, 19:03:52 UTC

The other night I had a dream that my feet were almost as hairy as Hobbit feet and I tried to dry shave them. LOL