I find this Wikipedia page amazingly funny.

I, sir or madame, am a geek. A big honking geek.

"The start-up costs of a new relationship are really high."

M, as we were walking down 42nd St. (discussing money).

Over the past couple of days, I have been in rare form. Clearly, it was all about channelling Buddy. I hope that he would have been amused. Sadly, most everything has faded from memory now, but here are some of the more amusing items ( Read more... )

[ Exiting the house in my last short-sleeved shirt, one scarred by the battle-sign of paint ( Read more... )

Said to the kitties several times as I have hissed them away while preparing to go to a wedding reception: "I'm wearing black! I love you, but I'm wearing black!"

While I absolutely love Hiatus and Scout, the next cats are going to be black.

"Saturday was a very long trip in a very large handbasket."

I'm amused by this phrase.