Seriously, guys, this isn't getting anything done!! I have apicfor1000 story due..er..today, probably. And a help_haiti fic which I've only written one line of, and that's an idea, not a real actual line, also due today. And I wanted to have my designs for this sculpture done this weekend - or at least I need one of them done, so I can speak to the laser-cutters about ( Read more... )

Just went out and got a Sub (as mentioned in previous post) No other takeaway in the UK gives you as much salad as a sub. Admittedly I have it stuck between two slabs of bread, with veggie patties and mayo, but y'know, it's still tonnes of salad ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had a great day out with friends, firstly at Gordon's Wine Bar (perhaps the darkest place on Earth??) but we sat outside and ate a great lunch. And then we moved to the bar outside the Royal Festival Hall. The weather was perfect and a good time was had by all - even though I left madly early (for me) at only about 7pm! (I had promised ( Read more... )

I've been committing flashslash  recently. For those who don't know, it's a challenge published each week, wherein there are two sets of four words posted which must be incorporated into the fic, and the 'player' must firstly decide whether to write set one or set two (You decide before you know the words). Then you click the cut, reveal the words and write ( Read more... )

Title: Litton Let Die
Author: elfbert 
Recipient: momentarylapse8 
Rating: Blue Cortina
Word Count:1115
Notes: Hope this fits the bill. Not really a Litton expert... Thanks to Caz for assistance! For the Armed Bastard Christmas exchange.
Prompt: Ray (slash or and) Litton - "I find that very hard to believe"
( Litton Let Die... )

Title: Not a creature was stirring...
Author: elfbert 
Recipient: gritsinmisery 
Rating: Blue Cortina
Word Count: 2168
Notes/Warnings: Erm..none, don't think. Well, unbeta'd...sorry. Written for the Armed Bastards Christmas exchange.
Summary: Waiting is the hardest part...
Prompt: Ray/Chris, Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve. "I'm never up much past midnight."

( Waiting is the hardest part... )

Title: Shooting From The Hip
Word Count: 1800
Spoilers: none
Pairings: Ray/Chris
Rating: Brown Cortina
Disclaimer: The slash is mine, the boys aren’t. They’d have more fun if they were though.
Summary: Porntoberfest...need I say more?
A/N: Thanks to xcazzie and nebula99

( It's...PORNTOBERFEST! )

Sooooo, dragged meself to work, bit sleepy.

Not too much going on again.
( see, saw, seen )

Title: Just For One Day

Author: Elf

Rating: Brown Cortina

Length/Word Count: 5500

Notes: No pairing, ensemble piece. Very kindly beta’d by Caz - any mistakes which remain are my own. Nothing else belongs to me though. Title from Bowie (who else) “We can beat them, Just for one day, We can be Heroes, Just for one day” from the song ‘Heroes’.

Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: Seconds Out
Remixed by: Elf
Remix of: Best Friends by
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