I always forget to check this now that I live with half my friends list. Anyway, I just wanted to send out a formal and public thank you to Ann for comforting me through my Dell-related ordeal today. I knew epileptic Hitler would come back to haunt me! I guess I just didn't know he would return in the form of a whole bunch of multicoloured lines ( Read more... )

Ugh, I just flouted my value system and splurged on some kind of overpriced ice and coffee contraption from Second Cup. Took one sip, hated it, but nevertheless sat there brooding on the patio in a caffeine haze. As the minutes crawled by, I found myself resenting it more and more, experiencing feelings of genuine bitterness towards a drink ( Read more... )

We all know that I have no problem with the needless murder of living creatures, so why oh why do I so enjoy the veggie food? Having just spent a whopping $6.86 on some excessively named "hemp and goat cheese" sandwich at Fresh, I decided it was about time to ponder this question for the ages. Also, I got booted from work early and I'm bored ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't signed the lease but I figure a live journal post is as good as my name scrawled in blood ( Read more... )

Well, I`m back in the colonies. Currently reconnecting with my roots (i.e. playing Grand Theft Auto, watching Young and the Restless) in Ottawa ( Read more... )

I had a mind to update this fucking sucker last weekend while waiting for my flight connection in London. As described below, I wasn't able to, but I did open a Word document and jot down a few useless ramblings, reproduced here ( Read more... )

I hate it when people give the greeting, "Hi, it's me," over the phone. Of course it's YOU, you moron. Who else could it possibly be?

Sweat has allowed my relationship with my desk chair to reach new levels of intimacy ( Read more... )

Second celebrity sighting for me at Camp Cow Carcasses: Adrien Brody ( Read more... )

Who cares about Newton ( Read more... )