why do I like vegetarian food?
We all know that I have no problem with the needless murder of living creatures, so why oh why do I so enjoy the veggie food? Having just spent a whopping $6.86 on some excessively named "hemp and goat cheese" sandwich at Fresh, I decided it was about time to ponder this question for the ages. Also, I got booted from work early and I'm bored.
So why does Eleni like vegetarian food?
a) it's healthy
b) it's "interesting"
c) it's psychological. . .she resents her heritage and their carnivorous ways
d) because "hemp and goat cheese" sounds so much more hip than "salami"
e) she has a shameless friend crush on two heretofore unmentioned vegan girls and wants to fit in
For those of you that haven't been around to listen to me gripe, the situation at home continues in psychotic hilarity. Now that the wife is out of the way, my grandfather lounges around all day in boxers and a wife beater. Sexiest 85-year-old evah. This daily dose of pure muscle aside, I cannot wait for move-in day which, if my calculations (i.e. on my fingers) are correct, is a mere 17 days away! I'm just about ready to shack up with Ivan (Ian? Eli? Emi? what the hell was that guy's name? who cares-- I'll just do Yanoush) in an attempt to move in early.
Also, I would like to take this oppurtunity to publicly proclaim my refound love for Brian Kinney. Blush blush blush blush.
So why does Eleni like vegetarian food?
a) it's healthy
b) it's "interesting"
c) it's psychological. . .she resents her heritage and their carnivorous ways
d) because "hemp and goat cheese" sounds so much more hip than "salami"
e) she has a shameless friend crush on two heretofore unmentioned vegan girls and wants to fit in
For those of you that haven't been around to listen to me gripe, the situation at home continues in psychotic hilarity. Now that the wife is out of the way, my grandfather lounges around all day in boxers and a wife beater. Sexiest 85-year-old evah. This daily dose of pure muscle aside, I cannot wait for move-in day which, if my calculations (i.e. on my fingers) are correct, is a mere 17 days away! I'm just about ready to shack up with Ivan (Ian? Eli? Emi? what the hell was that guy's name? who cares-- I'll just do Yanoush) in an attempt to move in early.
Also, I would like to take this oppurtunity to publicly proclaim my refound love for Brian Kinney. Blush blush blush blush.