[ When Jolt wakes up in his bed, disoriented and frightened, but whole and safe and very much alive, his first impulse is to call Sideswipe. And he does, only to discover the other Autobot has been droned.

That frightens him more than he cares to admit.

He just curls up in the blankets, barely listening to the phone. Only when Hughes asks for him ( Read more... )

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

[ Jolt is trying his damnedest to remain calm, but every once in a while his voice wavers. He swore to himself he'd never leave an Autobot- a friend- behind. And he has. Two of them, that he knows of for sure. Maybe more. Harley hasn't been home, either. ]... Over the radio today. That was... that was Sideswipe and Olivier ( Read more... )

Hey, I think I-- [ There's a horrid noise, followed by a burst of static over the phone and the line suddenly goes dead. ]

[ Meanwhile, the lights in the living room at 1249 Williams Road can be seen getting brighter, and brighter, and brighter. The TV kicks on and gets louder, and louder. Sparks start pouring out of outlets and lightbulbs begin ( Read more... )

So much for sleeping. Coraline, I told you weird things happen here, and I think this is one of them.

Where are all of these people even calling fr-- Wait. Wait. Hello? Are there any Autobots out there? This is Jolt. Sideswipe and I are here. If you can hear me, please respond!

It's amazing how, one day everyone can be going on about... uh... female... body parts... and one day people can be talking about morals and choices, and going home.

Whatever happens, I just hope there's a way for everyone to get what they want- whether it's a way home, or a life here. There's no reason why we have to fight each other in order for ( Read more... )

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

If any of you want Sideswipe, you have to go through me first.

((ooc; If it's okay with all the involved parties, we can assume that Jolt left Flora with Harley and the rest of his "family"? In any case, he's outside of Sideswipe's place.))

[ FILTERED FROM DRONES ]

Sounds like something's going down, and soon.

I'm here to offer protection or help to anyone who wants it. Besides, I don't know about you all, but there's no way I'm gonna be able to recha-- er, sleep after that.

...

I need some help. A medic. A healer. Whatever. Sooner would be... ow. Sooner would be better than later.

I'm at Sideswipe's place... 5718 Cunningham Lane.

It was just an accident.

((ooc; This is what happens when you forget humans don't have armor plating. You'll find Jolt still sitting in the bathtub.))