o15 ★ WON'T GET APRIL FOOLED AGAIN

[electrowhipit]

So much for sleeping. Coraline, I told you weird things happen here, and I think this is one of them.

Where are all of these people even calling fr-- Wait. Wait. Hello? Are there any Autobots out there? This is Jolt. Sideswipe and I are here. If you can hear me, please respond!

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[tentacles_exe]

. . .

DESIGNATION: ACKNOWLEDGED.

AUTOBOT: LOCATED.

[electrowhipit]

[ ohshi-- ]

Who is this?

[tentacles_exe]

DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE.

SIGNAL TRACKING: IN PROGRESS.

[electrowhipit]

Track this, Decpticreep. [ unplugs the gd phone :| ]

[spunky_explorer]

Ugh! I guess things can get crazy and annoying here, huh. I thought it was some kind of joker or persistent salesperson at first.

[electrowhipit]

Compared to the acid rain, this is pretty tame.

[spunky_explorer]

I can imagine so.

[Exhales a sigh!]

When do you think these will stop? When we're all driven insane?

[electrowhipit]

Eh, give it a day or two. It can't last too much longer than that. ... At least I hope so.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Jolt?

[electrowhipit]

...

...

Ironhide?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Last I checked it was. What are you doing on this line?

[electrowhipit]

I was gonna ask you the same question.

[if_she_hollers]

YOU HAVE KIDS.
YOU ARE FEMALE.
LIKE, HOLY CRAP WHY DIDN'T I STAY AN EXTRA WEEK THAT IS LIKE TOO CUTE.

[electrowhipit]

... Mimi?! I-- wait. What? What are you talking about?

[if_she_hollers]

Like, ask Sideswipe for the details. Totally in prison, totally miss Mayfield, totally want to see you guys again, yeah.

Spill the details. How many kids? How did it happen? If there's a girl, will you like, name one of them after me?

. . . You know, you like, still sound like a guy.

[electrowhipit]

[ ... he is going to hurt Sideswipe. ]

Mimi. I am a guy.