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International Nickolaus Pacione Day -- Parody of NAP Email
Monday, 25 August, 2008, 5:18pm
On my keyboards that was mine, I would pen this note on my keyboard to that father fucker out there who was harassing me. Autoaim.cfg you uncle fucker in the dreams that would be mine I dreamed in my dreems that you will ne burnt at the steak in the worse nightmares for your international crimes against me you ( Read more... ) -
GUD News
GUD Magazine is running a contest in which you could win a full set of hard copy issues 0-3. There are two ways to win goodies. The first is to blog about the contest, and leave a comment on the contest announcement page at GUD.
The second is simply register at the GUD website. If you do that, you'll get a freebie piece from each new issue. ( Read more... ) -
An Open Letter To Peaches Porcine
Dear Peaches,
You are not a professional writer, and never will be. I, and others, predict the demise of Withersin. Every place that publishes your dreck suffers irreparable damage to its reputation. Naked Snake Press suffered a big blow to its reputation, as did Insomnia.
Small press magazines go out of business before they really even get off ( Read more... ) -
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Tales of an Abandoned Building, a True Ghost Story ( Read more... ) -
Word Count 5396 (Or Not)
Lakeview Road, a True Ghost Story ( Read more... ) -
An Open Letter to a Career Crank
Do not go lurking around people's blogs at Xanga and MySpace monitoring them until you think you have something you can report to the TOS Police "to get them shut down." Do not report others for posting cover art for their own novels, when you yourself do it all the time. Do not claim that the artist, who created the cover art specifically for ( Read more... ) -
Caution: Plug for GUD Magazine
Disclaimer: I'm not on the staff, don't get paid a single copper to plug it, and pay for my legally acquired copies like anyone else. I'm doing this because I ordered both issues that are out thus far, and think it's a "good" publication. Pun intended. Hard copy and/or .pdf versions are available. Not sure why the graphic isn't showing in the ( Read more... ) -
Hello Peaches!
Hi Nicky!
*waves*
Nickypoo's been digging through my archives, and commenting. This one's particularly amusing. Archived entry. Not once does it mention him, even by nickname, yet he can't help from spewing invective. He had to go back nearly a year to find it. The poor little dear must be tuckered out from all that hard work.