Title: The Birth of Slash
Author:
eggbluePairing: K/S (OMG, Trekslash! New movie K/S, or Kock, if you will) + Uhura
Rating: R
Word Count: 250
Disclaimer: I don’t own Trek, don’t come after us yet again, Paramount
Summary: K/S happens, Uhura has an idea. Some silly meta crack happens. For
pandarus and
strangeandcharm :)
A half a dozen Cardassian Sunrises and 8 Jager shots later - each -- they end up in the Captain’s room, totally sloshed.
They are both of them fighting for control of the other, each thinking they have it for a moment. Spock grabbing Jim with both his hands, hard on his shoulders, his head, as he completely covers Kirk’s mouth with his own. Jim always moving, pressing with his muscles and writhing underneath the Vulcan on the standard Starfleet issue bed.
Uhura watches this go on for endless minutes. She would think they’re ignoring her, but then she sees Jim turn towards her -- Spock’s mouth sucking hard on his neck, enough to hold Kirk still -- his eyes unfocused with drunkenness and lust. She’s seen that expression on him enough times, but this time it has nothing to do with her, or another woman, or her Orion roommate. It’s Spock. Totally turned on out of his mind, for Spock.
And that was incredibly hot for some reason.
So when she’s sitting, jacket open, perched on the standard Starfleet dressing table, her knees opening wider and wider, her feet suspended, pointed in the air, strands of her long ponytail stuck in the sweat pouring in droplets between her breasts as she rubs her sex wet and hard and open…
She thinks: Hey, someone should be writing this down, or sketching a picture, maybe taking a video, adding some music with hot editing…
And if no one else is going to do it, maybe she will…
Deep in space, the ancient Slash Fan Hive Mind wakes up, and begins its journey once more anew.
The End