The IT guy I called just invited me to smoke some crack while I wait for the Intranet to go back up.

Gods, I love it here.

Ugh. It's just a bit past 7am and I'm already dragging. This day will surely be fun. Hopefully I'll only manage to cut myself a few times. Luckily I can't start work until at least one cow orker appears, so no possibility of bleeding out with noone but Lemon Drop to watch me die ( Read more... )

I just re-read that email. That email ( Read more... )

While waiting in line for a free BBQ lunch, I turned to my cow-orker and said, "Is this a typical week here? If so, I'm gonna nail myself to the floor in about six months' time. I'm never gonna leave ( Read more... )

My job is cool, but I don't know how long I can take these hours. An hour and a half of work on Wednesday. Four hours today. They're killing us, those slavedrivers!

When I read rollick's story of how she became an Editor at The Onion, I was filled with awe. So fucking cool! How do you do that? How can you become an Editor of anything, much less ( Read more... )

Coyote came back from his D & D game about two hours ago. He woke me from a very solid sleep, and now I can't get back to it ( Read more... )

I had a really good day today. I sorta flubbed my drug test, but it's not the kind of thing that you can sneeze on the answer sheet and just ask for a new one. See, I have this really large bladder. Or really slow kidneys. Something or other. I pee, at most, three times a day. My drug test appointment was after the morning pee but well before ( Read more... )

Maybe if I see the words on a screen, I'll be able to even slightly believe them ( Read more... )

"Phone Interview".

No primping myself, dressing to the nines, carefully getting myself to the office in an un-airconditioned car, having a wonderful time talking to the people, only to hear an hour or two later that I'm much too wonderful for them.

Instead, I get to sit on my ass butt nekkid and wait for my phone to ring. Yee-haw.

Overqualified. Too smart. Too many skills. You'd be bored here ( Read more... )