The birds that aren't flying will be left out of this(ie on the ground ( Read more... )

Yeah, bring some toothpaste. We'll need toothpaste. Uhhhhhhh, what else? Nope, that's it ( Read more... )

Today I wrote this essay for fun ( Read more... )

I tried to update last night, but the service was "temprorarily unavailable," probably due to maintenance ( Read more... )

Have you ever had a dream that felt so real that it MADE sense to you, only to realize that it couldn't possibly have made ANY sense when you woke up? Sure you have. WELL I HAVE TOO. No, but I did ( Read more... )

Ok so on monday ( Read more... )

Yes ( Read more... )

Here is more of my half-assed poetry. Do tell me what you think!!!(and it's not disturbing like the encounter with our friend Tyrone ( Read more... )

Tyrone ( Read more... )

ok but seriously...I think i just found the DUMBEST person on the planet ( Read more... )