My pizzles and wizzles!
I tried to update last night, but the service was "temprorarily unavailable," probably due to maintenance.
Anyway, last night I was listening to a couple having le intercourse(sexual, of course, and definitely NOT in a voyeuristic manner) outside my dwelling. It was humorous, to say the least. It was at about 2 in the morning, I think. At first, I thought it was some kid joking around, trying to piss people off. But it just seemed too real later. It was in random intervals aswell. Wouldn't it be weird though, if it wasn't sex, but rather some woman being murdered? Yeah, I'd probably feel bad. Doubt it was, though. Also weird how this was the first time i've heard something of the like. I feel like I've lost my "listening to people having sex outside of your hippety cribizzle" virgnity. Onto something else...
Hmmmmmmm, as for the lack of updates, I don't know. Not much creativity I guess. I've been thinking of cats flying around inside clouds and such. It was magical.
Also, a word of advice; if you're being chased by an elephant on the freeway(inside your car[whip in ghetto terms y0!] OF COURSE), just put a little more pressure on the gas pedal, they don't run that fast. If, however, you're being chased by a cheetah, you're pretty much screwed. Can't help you there.
Anyway, last night I was listening to a couple having le intercourse(sexual, of course, and definitely NOT in a voyeuristic manner) outside my dwelling. It was humorous, to say the least. It was at about 2 in the morning, I think. At first, I thought it was some kid joking around, trying to piss people off. But it just seemed too real later. It was in random intervals aswell. Wouldn't it be weird though, if it wasn't sex, but rather some woman being murdered? Yeah, I'd probably feel bad. Doubt it was, though. Also weird how this was the first time i've heard something of the like. I feel like I've lost my "listening to people having sex outside of your hippety cribizzle" virgnity. Onto something else...
Hmmmmmmm, as for the lack of updates, I don't know. Not much creativity I guess. I've been thinking of cats flying around inside clouds and such. It was magical.
Also, a word of advice; if you're being chased by an elephant on the freeway(inside your car[whip in ghetto terms y0!] OF COURSE), just put a little more pressure on the gas pedal, they don't run that fast. If, however, you're being chased by a cheetah, you're pretty much screwed. Can't help you there.