And more poetry...
Yes.
My name is Bob.
I live inside a computer.
It is very warm in here.
Can someone give me
Directions to the nearest
Toy store? I’m having trouble
Finding one in here.
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I married a statue
Of an elephant once.
It didn’t talk to me.
We got divorced because
I thought it was cheating on me.
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The jet flies in the sky.
I wish I could touch it.
But I can’t reach it.
Why not?
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Yo yo yo all up in the
Heezy rollin in
My Chevrolet with
20 inch rims boyeee
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I took my computer to
The doctor today.
He looked at me funny.
I said it wasn’t eating.
Is it going to be alright
I asked?
He told me to leave.
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I tried to get inside
The car.
The door wouldn’t open.
I was frustrated.
I gave up when I
Finally realized it was just
A picture.
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How can I write a
Poem without a pencil?
Someone find me a pencil
Please. I want to
Write a poem.
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Blue sky
Tree
Orange car
What the hell do these
Words have to do with
Each other?
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Sitting at the desk.
Writing.
Maybe I’ll stand up
When I’m hungry.
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Why do we rest our heads
On pillows?
If I could rest my
Head on anything
It would be…clouds.
But factories don’t
Manufacture clouds.
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We listen to music
And feel entertained.
We are entertained because
We hear something.
Then how come I’m not entertained
By the sound of dogs barking?
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If I ate a book would
I be smarter?
I saw that on TV once.
I also failed the test.
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When we captured the
Prisoner we didn’t put
A sock in his mouth.
We used a shoe.
He still couldn’t talk.
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A wise man once told me,
If you give a man steak
He’s gonna eat it.
This same wise man
Went to jail 30 years later.
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Beef Wit Da Negroes
They walk toward me in a large group,
Skin the color of Hershey’s chocolate.
Except this time I don’t want to lick them
To see what they taste like.
“Wassup dog?”
I look around.
There is no dog.
One of them pulls out a knife.
I’ll admit I was frightened.
Remembering my self defense class
I quickly reach in my backpack,
Take out a basketball and throw it
Far away
Watching as they all quickly run
After it.
This is my chance to escape.
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La la la
Blah blah blah
There was a book.
He ate a cook.
And then I thought
To myself.
Guess what?
I’ve just wasted
Your time.
And you’ll never
Get it back.
My name is Bob.
I live inside a computer.
It is very warm in here.
Can someone give me
Directions to the nearest
Toy store? I’m having trouble
Finding one in here.
---------
I married a statue
Of an elephant once.
It didn’t talk to me.
We got divorced because
I thought it was cheating on me.
--------------
The jet flies in the sky.
I wish I could touch it.
But I can’t reach it.
Why not?
--------------
Yo yo yo all up in the
Heezy rollin in
My Chevrolet with
20 inch rims boyeee
-----------------
I took my computer to
The doctor today.
He looked at me funny.
I said it wasn’t eating.
Is it going to be alright
I asked?
He told me to leave.
------------------
I tried to get inside
The car.
The door wouldn’t open.
I was frustrated.
I gave up when I
Finally realized it was just
A picture.
-------------------
How can I write a
Poem without a pencil?
Someone find me a pencil
Please. I want to
Write a poem.
---------------------
Blue sky
Tree
Orange car
What the hell do these
Words have to do with
Each other?
-----------------
Sitting at the desk.
Writing.
Maybe I’ll stand up
When I’m hungry.
-------------------
Why do we rest our heads
On pillows?
If I could rest my
Head on anything
It would be…clouds.
But factories don’t
Manufacture clouds.
---------------------
We listen to music
And feel entertained.
We are entertained because
We hear something.
Then how come I’m not entertained
By the sound of dogs barking?
-----------------
If I ate a book would
I be smarter?
I saw that on TV once.
I also failed the test.
---------------
When we captured the
Prisoner we didn’t put
A sock in his mouth.
We used a shoe.
He still couldn’t talk.
----------------
A wise man once told me,
If you give a man steak
He’s gonna eat it.
This same wise man
Went to jail 30 years later.
---------------
Beef Wit Da Negroes
They walk toward me in a large group,
Skin the color of Hershey’s chocolate.
Except this time I don’t want to lick them
To see what they taste like.
“Wassup dog?”
I look around.
There is no dog.
One of them pulls out a knife.
I’ll admit I was frightened.
Remembering my self defense class
I quickly reach in my backpack,
Take out a basketball and throw it
Far away
Watching as they all quickly run
After it.
This is my chance to escape.
----------------
La la la
Blah blah blah
There was a book.
He ate a cook.
And then I thought
To myself.
Guess what?
I’ve just wasted
Your time.
And you’ll never
Get it back.