[A tapping sound] Hel-hello? Is this thing on? It's difficult to tell. I - okay.

Hi. I'm Ned. I bake pies and solve crimes - it's not a bad way of life, all things considered. I like cherries and dogs and yo-yos. And I'm here as a warden. Not sure why the Admiral thinks I'd be any good at it, but he offered, and… well. Um. It just seemed like a good ( Read more... )

( I'm pushing up daisies, I wish they were roses; I feel like I'm dying, I just want you to notice )