III.

[earthshakin]

... What in Uranus' balls is Valentine's Day?

Comments

[rhodeofthesea]

A day that, if you value your life, you won't forget~

[earthshakin]

Huh. Why's that, doll?

[rhodeofthesea]

It's a day where you buy pretty things, flowers and chocolates for the person you love (i.e. Mama).

I circled it on your calendar for you already, Daddy. I've got your back~

[earthshakin]

Wait, I actually have to do stuff for this thing? ... Why in Tartarus is that a holiday? Are there at least some sacrifices involved?

Thanks, doll. I'll get my secretary to handle it.

[delightindance]

Creative curse uncle~

[earthshakin]

... Why's that, muse?

[delightindance]

You don't hear many people use it.

[turnedtopoplar]

I think it's a romantic holiday?

[earthshakin]

What the frak does that even mean?!

[turnedtopoplar]

You're supposed to celebrate it with who ever you're dating or something.

[earthshakin]

That sounds like a stupid excuse for a holiday.

[moonstoneglow]

Why dumpling, it's a day you shower the woman in your life with flowers and chocolates and diamonds. She returns the favor with sex.

[earthshakin]

Now, see, that? That's speaking my language. Though why I'd need to bribe for sex when I can just have it is beyond me

[moonstoneglow]

The moon and the ocean have always gotten along swimmingly, precious. It's only right I understand you, don't you think?

It's tradition. The baubles buy you blow jobs, darling.

[earthshakin]

... Yeah, sure. Babe, we should hang out more often.

... Huh.

[helmed_darkness]

The parameters of your question are difficult to assess.

[earthshakin]

Dude, what the frak? Was that supposed to make any sense?

[helmed_darkness]

Yes.

[earthshakin]

What the frak do parameters have to do with anything?