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[earthshakin]

... What in Uranus' balls is Valentine's Day?

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[rhodeofthesea]

A day that, if you value your life, you won't forget~

[earthshakin]

Huh. Why's that, doll?

[rhodeofthesea]

It's a day where you buy pretty things, flowers and chocolates for the person you love (i.e. Mama).

I circled it on your calendar for you already, Daddy. I've got your back~

[earthshakin]

Wait, I actually have to do stuff for this thing? ... Why in Tartarus is that a holiday? Are there at least some sacrifices involved?

Thanks, doll. I'll get my secretary to handle it.

[rhodeofthesea]

I dunno. And no, no sacrifices. Unless you count all the breakups that are caused by the holiday.

It's nice to appreciate the ones you love though, Daddy. You can get me stuff too if you want~ ♥

[earthshakin]

Fff, that sounds pointless.

... yeah, sure. I don't know What do you want? A yacht?

[rhodeofthesea]

Nothing like the olden days, I know.

...Daddy. You're joking, right? Right?

[earthshakin]

Exactly. What's the point of a holiday without some good old worshipping and human sacrifice?

Wait, what's wrong with a yacht?

[rhodeofthesea]

I simply just don't know, Daddy~

Well, I was joking and that's a huge gift for Valentine's Day.

[earthshakin]

Yeah, well, screw that. You're getting a yacht.

[rhodeofthesea]

Arguing is futile I suppose?

[earthshakin]

... Are you saying you don't want a yacht?

[rhodeofthesea]

Um. No.

But they're a tiny bit expensive, Daddy.

[earthshakin]

Hmmph, money is never an issue.

[rhodeofthesea]

Yeah, but. Still.

[earthshakin]

Babydoll, I've got a reputation here to keep. My kids get the best. Just look at Theseus.