III.

[earthshakin]

... What in Uranus' balls is Valentine's Day?

Comments

[moonstoneglow]

Why dumpling, it's a day you shower the woman in your life with flowers and chocolates and diamonds. She returns the favor with sex.

[earthshakin]

Now, see, that? That's speaking my language. Though why I'd need to bribe for sex when I can just have it is beyond me

[moonstoneglow]

The moon and the ocean have always gotten along swimmingly, precious. It's only right I understand you, don't you think?

It's tradition. The baubles buy you blow jobs, darling.

[earthshakin]

... Yeah, sure. Babe, we should hang out more often.

... Huh.

[moonstoneglow]

Is that hesitation I hear?

Do you think we should? Truly?

Diamonds basically mean she has to. It's in the handbook

[earthshakin]

Hesitation? Pfft. I always khow what I want.

Frak me, there's a handbook?!

[moonstoneglow]

Your ellipses say otherwise, dumpling.

Girls only, precious

[Filter: Selene]

[rhodeofthesea]

You are not screwing my dad, Selene. No. No. No. No. NO.

[Filter: Rhode]

[moonstoneglow]

Darling. I merely answered his question.

[Filter: Selene]

[rhodeofthesea]

Well, I see what you're doing. Don't.

[Filter: Rhode]

[moonstoneglow]

You see nothing but words that you're giving extra meaning to. Really, darling, you must relax a bit, stress causes wrinkles you know.

[Filter: Selene]

[rhodeofthesea]

I'm young, I think I'll be okay.

This is my dad we're talking about. And you. You both. Just. No. I mean it.

[Filter: Rhode]

[moonstoneglow]

Baby. Does it look like I'm setting up for a night of fun with Rico Suave here?

[Filter: Selene]

[rhodeofthesea]

Exactly like that.

[Filter: Rhode]

[moonstoneglow]

Darling, darling, darling. Your father is barely above grunting levels with his speech.

[Filter: Selene]

[rhodeofthesea]

All the more reason to not lead him on.