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Title: What Happened Last Night?
Rating: R
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Hulkling, Wiccan, and Speed
Summary: Billy's having trouble remembering what happened last night.
Warnings: Implied man-on-man-naughtiness and language. Beware it.
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“Teddy?”
Hulkling glanced up from the computer keyboard and smiled as he saw Billy shuffling out of their bedroom. Hair a mess, the mage had a pillow held in front of his crotch and it was pretty obvious he was suffering from a hangover.
“Yeah, Billy?” Teddy called in a cheerful tone, offering a sympathetic smile when Billy winced. The shape shifter set his laptop down and walked over to gently kiss Billy’s forehead.
“Why are we naked?” Billy paused. “And why can’t I find any clothes in the house at all...” another pause to wince. “And how much did I have to drink last night?”
Teddy shook his head and gently let Billy over to the couch. The spell caster looked quizzically at Teddy when he noticed two of the cushions were missing. Teddy just pointed nearby. Billy looked over and blinked at the sight of Tommy, naked, sprawled on the floor, and with the missing cushions covering his crotch and ass with duct tape holding them into place. Billy was going to question it when a warm cup of coffee was gently handed to him. He looked up at Teddy and started to ask a question but Teddy cut him off.
“Babe? How long have we been together? I think I know how you like your coffee by now,” the blond remarked as he settled onto the couch next to his boyfriend and slipped an arm around his shoulders.
“Now do you want to hear what happened last night?” Teddy asked. Billy nodded slightly and sipped his coffee.
“Well, after we got home from the party, you were already a little buzzed. Then Tommy broke out the jello shooters and you both were drunk off your rockers,” Teddy started to relate the tale. “First you and Tommy were nice enough to sing about half of Dazzler’s latest CD for me when I asked if you wanted me to put on any music. Then Tommy started asking us about our sex lives and you were happily telling him every detail.”
Billy groaned, followed quickly by a wince. He rubbed his eye a moment and then gestured for Teddy to go on.
“I got up to go to the bathroom. When I got back, you and Tommy were making out on the couch. It was…disturbingly hot but I am firmly blaming that on the alcohol. That aside, you noticed me and then banished all clothing from the house. Sheets followed when I tried to make a toga. Your magic also seems to have prevented me from shapeshifting any clothes so when your hangover passes, please fix that,” Teddy continued.
“You then suggested that Tommy try kissing me. And truth be told, he’s not that bad. You shoved him aside and took over which was a lot more fun but then we stopped because Tommy had decided to panic that he had an erection. His solution was to do that to himself,” Teddy gestured to Tommy. “To ‘protect his delicate asshole and pristine, aerodynamic manhood’ as he said. He promptly passed out right there on the floor. You and me went to the bedroom…where you passed out the second you sat down on the bed. You also placed it in a magic bubble so I had to sleep in Tommy’s room,” Teddy sighed, sipping his coffee.
“Sorry,” Billy mumbled.
“Don’t worry about it, Billy. Let’s just not let you or Tommy ever get that drunk again.”
Rating: R
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Hulkling, Wiccan, and Speed
Summary: Billy's having trouble remembering what happened last night.
Warnings: Implied man-on-man-naughtiness and language. Beware it.
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“Teddy?”
Hulkling glanced up from the computer keyboard and smiled as he saw Billy shuffling out of their bedroom. Hair a mess, the mage had a pillow held in front of his crotch and it was pretty obvious he was suffering from a hangover.
“Yeah, Billy?” Teddy called in a cheerful tone, offering a sympathetic smile when Billy winced. The shape shifter set his laptop down and walked over to gently kiss Billy’s forehead.
“Why are we naked?” Billy paused. “And why can’t I find any clothes in the house at all...” another pause to wince. “And how much did I have to drink last night?”
Teddy shook his head and gently let Billy over to the couch. The spell caster looked quizzically at Teddy when he noticed two of the cushions were missing. Teddy just pointed nearby. Billy looked over and blinked at the sight of Tommy, naked, sprawled on the floor, and with the missing cushions covering his crotch and ass with duct tape holding them into place. Billy was going to question it when a warm cup of coffee was gently handed to him. He looked up at Teddy and started to ask a question but Teddy cut him off.
“Babe? How long have we been together? I think I know how you like your coffee by now,” the blond remarked as he settled onto the couch next to his boyfriend and slipped an arm around his shoulders.
“Now do you want to hear what happened last night?” Teddy asked. Billy nodded slightly and sipped his coffee.
“Well, after we got home from the party, you were already a little buzzed. Then Tommy broke out the jello shooters and you both were drunk off your rockers,” Teddy started to relate the tale. “First you and Tommy were nice enough to sing about half of Dazzler’s latest CD for me when I asked if you wanted me to put on any music. Then Tommy started asking us about our sex lives and you were happily telling him every detail.”
Billy groaned, followed quickly by a wince. He rubbed his eye a moment and then gestured for Teddy to go on.
“I got up to go to the bathroom. When I got back, you and Tommy were making out on the couch. It was…disturbingly hot but I am firmly blaming that on the alcohol. That aside, you noticed me and then banished all clothing from the house. Sheets followed when I tried to make a toga. Your magic also seems to have prevented me from shapeshifting any clothes so when your hangover passes, please fix that,” Teddy continued.
“You then suggested that Tommy try kissing me. And truth be told, he’s not that bad. You shoved him aside and took over which was a lot more fun but then we stopped because Tommy had decided to panic that he had an erection. His solution was to do that to himself,” Teddy gestured to Tommy. “To ‘protect his delicate asshole and pristine, aerodynamic manhood’ as he said. He promptly passed out right there on the floor. You and me went to the bedroom…where you passed out the second you sat down on the bed. You also placed it in a magic bubble so I had to sleep in Tommy’s room,” Teddy sighed, sipping his coffee.
“Sorry,” Billy mumbled.
“Don’t worry about it, Billy. Let’s just not let you or Tommy ever get that drunk again.”