I got a 102 on my Organic chemistry test.

Fucking awesome.

Thousands of troops are to be moved to the border. Jesus christ I wanted this for the longest time. Now we shall wait for itchy trigger finger hilarity to ensue ^_^

If you want to be a citizen, just walk up to the gates and ask. It wont kill you. Which i hope running the fence will now.

I was having an interesting conversation with my roommate about terrorism and catching osama. and long story short don’t martyr him by killing him. Catch him and parade him, feed him sugar daddies McDonalds get him fat on all things American and keep saying to them, "look at what you used to follow, if this has happened once, it will happen again ( Read more... )

MBIHE-MOKELE, Congo (AP) -- Scientists are struggling to save the fast-disappearing bonobo, the gentle "hippie chimp" known for resolving squabbles through sex rather than violence ( Read more... )

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost ( Read more... )

This Cartoon Describes how my Chemistry class was before and after our first exam.

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I feel like Hiroshima after getting that funk bomb dropped on me.
There really are no words to describe George Clinton live.

For the First time ever. Google has flat out failed me.
I dont know how to feel.
I think this is one of those moments where the world should just burst into flames.
AND WHY THE FUCK DOES A CHEMISTRY BOOK NOT HAVE THIS INFORMATION?

A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer ( Read more... )

el ay em oh @ Africa, shittiest continent on Earth.


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