Pwn3D
I was having an interesting conversation with my roommate about terrorism and catching osama. and long story short don’t martyr him by killing him. Catch him and parade him, feed him sugar daddies McDonalds get him fat on all things American and keep saying to them, "look at what you used to follow, if this has happened once, it will happen again"
Then we got onto finger points as to how to demoralize them. One way One way we thought was to take the remainders of pork and other pig pieces from the farms and spray them out on open terrain as they walk by, once it gets on them their considered unclean by the Quran. One of the most interesting things I heard was during an interrogation one little Islamic guy simply wouldn’t crack. What she did was genius. She had them shut the water off to his cell, all forms of water (so he could not wash or pray) then shortly after she came to ask him questions and in the process of one of his speeches against America and how he was so strong with his god on his side, she reached down her pants where earlier she placed fake blood and smeared it across his cheeks and said to him "where’s your god now?" brilliant. Someone later deemed it torture, which is pure bullshit because he was not harmed physically.
Then we came to my brain that cracked out my idea. I’ve told you all about cockslapping at one time or another. Well it seems that an old helicopter is in its dying days, the wee cobra. My idea involved simple strafing runs over insurgents in the open or in cities, not with a machine gun but with a dildo launcher. A 30mm rapid-fire dildo launcher. You say that’s the most retarded idea ever. What would or could YOU do if you were hit by a 500round per minute dildo launcher? The Dildos would also have to be hollowed out with a whole at the tip to whistle as a nice added affect. Possibly put some whipe cream in them for fun.
Here is a picture of how it would look on the battlefield with my weapon against terrorism.
Then we got onto finger points as to how to demoralize them. One way One way we thought was to take the remainders of pork and other pig pieces from the farms and spray them out on open terrain as they walk by, once it gets on them their considered unclean by the Quran. One of the most interesting things I heard was during an interrogation one little Islamic guy simply wouldn’t crack. What she did was genius. She had them shut the water off to his cell, all forms of water (so he could not wash or pray) then shortly after she came to ask him questions and in the process of one of his speeches against America and how he was so strong with his god on his side, she reached down her pants where earlier she placed fake blood and smeared it across his cheeks and said to him "where’s your god now?" brilliant. Someone later deemed it torture, which is pure bullshit because he was not harmed physically.
Then we came to my brain that cracked out my idea. I’ve told you all about cockslapping at one time or another. Well it seems that an old helicopter is in its dying days, the wee cobra. My idea involved simple strafing runs over insurgents in the open or in cities, not with a machine gun but with a dildo launcher. A 30mm rapid-fire dildo launcher. You say that’s the most retarded idea ever. What would or could YOU do if you were hit by a 500round per minute dildo launcher? The Dildos would also have to be hollowed out with a whole at the tip to whistle as a nice added affect. Possibly put some whipe cream in them for fun.
Here is a picture of how it would look on the battlefield with my weapon against terrorism.