I know Hell does not care for me, but I must admire their......respect for the classics.  Six hundred and sixty six pieces of mail from them.  I suppose perhaps I could....make a collage?

Hmm.....I think I saw a book on origami in the library.  Perhaps I shall make a few hundred cranes for peace.  Oh, that would be just lovely.  Would anyone care to ( Read more... )

Aziraphale appears on the screen, in this:
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Well....This is interesting cooking....

Once you get past the legs, it's actually quite good.

Although somewhat confusing, I must say I quite like this.  Despite the length of my life, I have never had the opportunity to see the world though the eyes of various inanimate objects before now.

It is.....refreshing.

I'll certainly never take a pair of scissors for granted again.

Well that wasn't very amusing.  I rather hope the mansion isn't too fond of only fabricating negative events.  It hardly seems fair. 

[Aziraphale's features can barely be seen, for a moment, as the light he emits is simply too bright. It tones down, after a moment, and the familiar surroundings of a hallway can be discerned around him. An angel has good thoughts to spare, and as he walks, many Dementors can be seen giving him a very wide birth. The birth gets even wider as ( Read more... )

[Aziraphale stands before the mirror in his room, a bowl of water clutched in his left hand.  Carefully, he dips a single digit into the wet, and draws a complex symbol on the glass.  The streaks glow a soft gold, and hold their position an unnaturally long time before succumbing to gravity and dripping on the carpet.  Angels have seals, too, ( Read more... )

[A very naked Aziraphale appears to be trying to find his clothes, and has instead toggled on the "on" button to display his nakedness to everyone.  There can be no doubt as to his origins, as large, white, opalescent wings sprout from between his shoulders.  Though his face is the color of a mouldy tomato (red, with a bit of green around the edges ( Read more... )

Would anyone like to get together for a study group for Professor Yzma's class? I hear her tests are killer, and I really want to pass.

especially after this morning...

Well hello, everyone. I think I have finally gotten the hang of this....device. I am a bit of a book lover, and I've come across the most wonderful texts in the library, here.

I thought it might be nice to find out people's favorite books - that way I might expand my tastes a bit. Ergo, if you are reading this journal entry, do tell me what you ( Read more... )