So this morning I was laying in bed checking facebook or whatever on my phone and there was this noise. It was seriouly someone whispering. I SWEAR TO GOD. The dogs jumped up and Aivlys was doing her weird woof and the other two were growling. Fawn, who's ususally under the covers and could care less what's going on, came out and barked/growled as ( Read more... )

I could seriously sell the rights of my family's lfe and it would be a soap opera ( Read more... )

Man I had to get new tires on my car, my dog needed to be spayed, my allignment needed to be done, and bills needed to be paid. But I'm behind... I paid everything but my car insurance bill.... I still don't have enough for that. I have to pay a ridiculous amount which is retarded. I think they should give me a discount for not having a ticket in ( Read more... )

Your Life Path Number is 5
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Your Lucky Underwear is Blue
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You Were a Snake
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So I decided to make a new goal. I'm not gonna be negative anymore. at least I'm gonna try not to be, and I'm gonna try not to be chicken anymore and live my life like I should. So I asked a random guy out. THAT was nuts, but I rather enjoyed it. Now to go out with him... That's gonna be even scarier I think because I don't do well talking to guys ( Read more... )

Your Irish Name Is...
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Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
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"And that's without steroids!"
"What are steroids?"
"Stuff that makes your pee-pee small."
"Maybe there's steroids in macoroni..."

Effing hilarious. I recommend it to anyone with a belly button. And those people who don't have belly buttons? I recommend it to you too, because it's funny. I give it 4 stars. Ok time for bed.