Does anyone know if Harry Potter's headmaster has email? I'd like to write him a letter and don't know his address or name. Please! I desperately want to go to Hogwarts. I'm sick of living off rabbit food! I need to learn how to magic myself some food! Please someone help! I'm losing too much weight now. I've lost 20 pounds! Aunt Marge says that if ( Read more... )

The name "Dudley" implies that you are a proper sized boy, and not fat at all. You may have the worst parents in the world if your name is Dudley, because they make you go on a diet and they don't buy you enough computer games. Six new games a day will not do it for you. You love American food such as McDonalds and Burger King, but also fond of ( Read more... )

Who cares if stupid people named Sirius and Remus are in love. (They're gloating about it in the parryhotter community. ) This has nothing to do with me or food so why should I be happy for them? Oh, I saw Mum eating a cheeseburger the other day. Of course, she tried to hide it when I spotted her. The betrayer! And hypocrite! She lectures me about being on a ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was in Candyland. You know, that kid's game? It was wonderful. I was surrounded by all the sweets in the world. I hated to wake up and have to eat grapefruit. Mum and Dad are getting irritable because school is almost out and Harry's coming back. Maybe, if I force myself to be nice to him, he will teach me how to magic myself ( Read more... )

Ha Ha Ha! gredandforge wrote in their journal about getting something called "bulbertuber pus" on them! And that this kid named Malfoy did it!To the whole Gryffindor house! Well, Harry's in that house, isn't he? I hope he got it bad ( Read more... )

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mollyweasley feels sorry for me and is going to send me some food ( Read more... )

Stupid psychiatrist! Saying I have some kind of Schizotypal Personality Disorder, believing I have magical powers and all that crap. He thinks I'm crazy. He's wanting to put me on Seraquel, an antipsychotic. I'm not psychotic! What's so crazy about wanting food? If you had to live off of carrot sticks and grapefruit you'd want to magic yourself ( Read more... )

Accio food! Accio food! Accio food! Damn it! Why isn't it working? Accio food! Accio food! *looks around, scared ( Read more... )