Dudley
The name "Dudley" implies that you are a proper sized boy, and not fat at all. You may have the worst parents in the world if your name is Dudley, because they make you go on a diet and they don't buy you enough computer games. Six new games a day will not do it for you. You love American food such as McDonalds and Burger King, but also fond of your English food as well, such as English Muffins, English toffees, and well...just about any kind of food. You may have an extremely dorky, disgusting, crazy, stupid, ugly four-eyed cousin named Harry as well. Too bad for the world Harry did not die like his parents when he was a baby. Lord Voldemort of the Wizarding World would love to see you torture Harry. You do not have any girlfriends yet, but there are many girls that have a crush on you. You just can't decide between them, you playboy you! *smirk* I think that's a pretty acurate description of me, don't you?