today was my preciousssssss bitchesssss birthday.....NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY TO BE FUCKIN EXACT!!!! GET THAT SHIT RIGHT!!!!!!! anyways happy birthday ho! i love and miss ya! so yeah.....uh i did a lot of shoppin today. all for me, for christmas...it was awesome. i so bought a juicy bag. it is HOT. THAT'S HOT....hahaha damn you paris.....cocaine out of ( Read more... )

According to the Which Something Corporate Song Are You? Test...


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fuck school....school's for fools. i am NOT looking forward to this stupid ugly winter term. but i sure as fuck don't wanna stay here. i don't know what the hell i am taking and i don't care. i just don't care. SICK OF IT! and the housing bullshit doesn't help either. a happy home is a divided home....UGH! not so much. pig whores.....hm.....yah. ( Read more... )

here i sit.....a mere 4 hours before my final....takin a break, on drew's computer...at the good ole U of O library.....that i am attending for the mere third time.......and writing this little ditty. i am on the good ole horse pill.....AMEN! and i got my two liter of pepsi. yah...and my wittle poonie woonie. that is all i need in life. bones are a ( Read more... )

hahaha.....oh those silly squirrels in that good ole disco sauna............makes me laugh every damn time. it's good i am laughing, except i keep running. and i hate running. running from what i have to do. i hate it when i do this. it is the worst coping mechanism ever possible. EVER. ever ever ever. just like an owl. WHOA! hooty hooo....... ( Read more... )

i don't even know...........so i am joining the club with scotty.........and it isn't a very fun club.........how can i even begin to fathom............it doesn't make sense. so i will pick up my organs and keep going. just like last time, and just like the next time. i am on day two of not wanting to eat and puking my brains out. the pit of my ( Read more... )

so hm....today was counter-productive. i was supposed to be all about gettin my paper done, but really i just picked my ass a lot. it was best said when i go..." did something just die in my poon, or did i start my period?!" haha yeah i am one sick son of a bitch. i also got food poisoned today. and so did nikie. it was the craziest thing. she ( Read more... )

wow......so i went to my bands show tonight, and they fuckin rocked. i missed a few of their songs, which sucked, but still..........they rocked pretty hard and quite a few people were there. i never realized how jareds veins bulged from his arms when he played. and there was this crazy drunk girl who kept jumping on me and hittin me and nik and it ( Read more... )

so...is it unreasonable to think of myself married in like a year or two??? and maybe kids in like 2 or 3??? cause it used to freak me out, but now, not so much anymore. i mean, i can totally go with that. i think ultimately that is what i have always wanted. i know lots of people say that being only 20ish is young and you need time to experience ( Read more... )

thug...thug a lug lug chug bug.....i miss u! i want u to come here. stat, immeaditely, ASAP! and make it snappy. i can't wait to see you! it is gonna be some damn good times. aaaaaaaallllllll right. so tonight i was actally effective in life. for god damn once. it is a miracle and a half. amazing but true. hahah the list goes on....la de da de da ( Read more... )