So I joined this lesbian dating site, kind of for a joke, kind of because I just want to go on a date at some point in my life, & I got a few messages on there; me & this girl from Enskillen batted a few back and forth. Then she sent this message asking if I had MSN 'cause it 'makes for fewer late replies' & saying one of my pics was cute & now I ( Read more... )

Stop stumbling over your words so bloody much, you cack-handed idiot.

Sometimes I feel like something's so utterly perfect & wonderful that if I try to fit all of it in my head I'll just explode. I've liked They Might Be Giants since I was about 12; I'm only just now watching the video for Birdhouse in Your Soul & I'm worried I might die from how wonderful it is. At the age of 23! I feel like I've got to store these ( Read more... )

I have a cough & a tutorial in an hour & am going through a phase of just literally not understanding a single thing that people do or say at the moment, not one thing; so just bear with me I guess. Recalibrating.

After panicking about the last copy of my ~perfect dress being sold for a whole night I went to the shop mid-afternoon & there were loads of them & I fit into a size 8. I managed to only spend £20 on drink in a London bar, & didn't lose a single thing on the train journey there or back. OK I guess I still haven't finished this essay, but it's one ( Read more... )

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