Apparently my stories aren't too entertaining, accourding to a few retards. Since they are the ones that have the say over what's 'hip' and what 'is'nt' I guess i'll believe them.

Today was good. Went to work, came home.

Once upon a Saturday I humped a chicken. BEHOLD, for upon penetration I found that it wasn't a chicken at all, t'was a great and mighty pelican. Shitfuck was his name and he RIPPED my balls of. And so, I set forth on my journey to Vietnam, as all men must do after having their balls bitten off by pilicans. On my travels I met a mysterious stranger ( Read more... )

Today had the grace, such as that of a llama mating with an ant. Nah it was a really quiet day, Smitty and I were the only ones at work, I assume the rest were off on this mass orgy. Except Keith ofcourse, he was here wearing my underwear around his face and pouring sour milk over his naked body, sick fuck.

Keith brang home some hardcore porn today. He says there is a bit where this guy blows his load in a chicks ass and makes her drink it with a straw, we all laughed and fucked emus. Smitty pretty much hacked his whole arm off with a piece of paper today, deadly shit. Brad was sad, i had mixed emotions about this, part of me wanted to slap him, the ( Read more... )

Alright, journal thing. Where to start.......KK, kelly said to do this. I told her i was busy humping a moose, we all laughed and got roadkill dropped on our heads. But whoah, a chance to write the day to day events of me, how exciting. Okay, about today. Went to work and assraped our local llama. Afterwards i went next door and looked for that ( Read more... )