Of monkeys and frankfurts
Once upon a Saturday I humped a chicken. BEHOLD, for upon penetration I found that it wasn't a chicken at all, t'was a great and mighty pelican. Shitfuck was his name and he RIPPED my balls of. And so, I set forth on my journey to Vietnam, as all men must do after having their balls bitten off by pilicans. On my travels I met a mysterious stranger known by most as Brad, but to me he would always be 'Faggot the Gay', and behold, for he had a llama for a penis. So Faggot the Gay and I continued on the journey to Vietnam.
Upon arrival we were greeted by a masturbating iguana, whom showed us the ways of the weesil crow. Ah but woe, for Brad attemted to hump the iguana, known as Cecil, and faster than anything man has seen, Cecil spun and tore Brad's llama dick off. Ah, but not all was bad, for brad found a cocktail frankfurt on the ground and stapled it to his crotch, all was then well.
Upon returning home I was raped by a group of invading, Mongolian roosters, whom are said to not exist at all. Ah but from the heavens fell a great asteroid made of monkeys which hit me right in the head. But behold, all is not what it seems, for my head is actually made of a FRIDGE!!! and is indestructable to the force of a monkey asteroid. But then everyone exploded for some reason, the end.
Upon arrival we were greeted by a masturbating iguana, whom showed us the ways of the weesil crow. Ah but woe, for Brad attemted to hump the iguana, known as Cecil, and faster than anything man has seen, Cecil spun and tore Brad's llama dick off. Ah, but not all was bad, for brad found a cocktail frankfurt on the ground and stapled it to his crotch, all was then well.
Upon returning home I was raped by a group of invading, Mongolian roosters, whom are said to not exist at all. Ah but from the heavens fell a great asteroid made of monkeys which hit me right in the head. But behold, all is not what it seems, for my head is actually made of a FRIDGE!!! and is indestructable to the force of a monkey asteroid. But then everyone exploded for some reason, the end.