one of the few things weirder than seeing juno with your mother and grandmother is talking to your uncle about two girls one cup.
all of the sudden my family understands me.
i feel like a million hilarious things have already happened but i forgot them all.
too bad.

 1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself ( Read more... )

i don't mind making 102 bucks.
i should do it more often.

regardless of the fact that i have almost no remaining arenas in which to challenge michael klein's intellectual superiority, i am nonetheless ecstatic about the results. whoever said there's no such thing as healthy competition?

there are only 8 points between me and the happiest i could possibly be with myself.
if that's not plenty i don't know what is.

as fun as the many parts of my weekend were, i still have to give it up to sunday night as the best ( Read more... )

it's wonderful to stay home from school and even more wonderful to know that career day is the day after.
three cheers for the impending weekend.

it is in no way acceptable to spend an hour and a half on a homework project that provides no educational benefit whatsoever and generally lowers your appreciation for: art, spanish, mexican culture, and your teacher. The only percievable benefit of cutting out squares and diamonds to make holed pieces of paper is allowing Mrs. Taylor to have a ( Read more... )

somebody broke into my dad's house and stole a bunch of electronics.
and broke through my door.
they left my fugazi dvd though so i'm okay.

if you want to come chill saturday there's a get together but i don't know if my dad's gonna kill me or not.

UPDATE:
no party my mom's a hobag.
don't come to my house or i'll kill you.

today i aquired my first (and most likely last) elephant's foot stool. It's quite a site to see. i would feel bad about it, but i didn't buy it or anything, it was just given to me through my many many connections. it orignally came from singapore, and it's hella-antique. my mom's boyfriend is around 55 or 60 i guess and his parents aquired it ( Read more... )