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Announcement
I've created a new LJ for my fanfiction, and I'm probably going to be posting most of my entries there from now on, just because it's simpler that way. I'm not going to delete this one or anything, but I won't be frequenting it too often.
So, the new LJ username: opera_wench
(named for the immense work-in-progress that really got me started in the ( Read more... ) -
Dun-dun-DUN!
"Dear God...you have made many poor people. I realize, of course, that it is no shame to be poor...but it's no great honor either." -- Tevye, Fiddler on the Roof
Been a while since I last wrote. Much has gone on.
We have moved to northern Idaho now, and been there for three weeks. Money is tight for the time being--very tight. In fact, I don't think ( Read more... ) -
La-la-la.
Stewie [pointing to a butler]: "You! Cut my egg!"
Butler [cuts egg]: "Your eggs are cut, sir."
Stewie: "Now cut my milk!"
Butler [looking nervous]: "I...I can't, sir. It's liquid."
Stewie: "FOOL! Freeze it, THEN cut it! If you question me again, I shall put you on diaper detail--and trust me, I won't make it easy for you!"
- Family Guy
So. It's been ( Read more... ) -
Huh.
[pops out of Stewie's gum] "I'm free! FREE! I hereby claim this mouth in the name of INCISOR!" - Stewie's first tooth, Family Guy
So. Turns out she WAS teething! Lilly actually has her first two teeth now (which appeared on July 29th and August 1st, respectively). They're the two front bottom teeth (central bottom incisors, if you want to be all ( Read more... ) -
Packing things in boxes sucks.
"Just remember, Fat Man, those jugs are mine until the milk dries up! Then you can have the remains." - Stewie, Family Guy
I bought a certain test because I'm just psychotic that way, and it came up negative. There was a smidgeon of disappointment, but overall there was an overwhelming relief.
Anyway, we're getting ready to move so that Jacob can ( Read more... ) -
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
[picks up Kelso's phone] "Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni..." [pause] "Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy..." [long pause] "Wait...you want some?" [looks around nervously] "Uh...we're closed." [puts down phone very slowly] - Fez, That '70s Show
Last night I had a dream that I gave birth to twin boys. We named them Dorian and ( Read more... )
