[picks up Kelso's phone] "Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni..." [pause] "Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy..." [long pause] "Wait...you want some?" [looks around nervously] "Uh...we're closed." [puts down phone very slowly] - Fez, That '70s Show

Last night I had a dream that I gave birth to twin boys. We named them Dorian and ( Read more... )