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It's like you're not even there until you light up...
Earlier, I thought of nothing but suicide and why life wasn't worth the provision of death. I still firmly believe it isn't. No elation I've experienced in this vastly overrated life will compensate for the shivers I get when I wake up in the middle of the night, feeling and observing my left hand, thinking of this appendage decomposing six feet ( Read more... ) -
HAPPY EASTER!
Tony "And, what do I owe you an apology for ( Read more... ) -
"I'm afraid we don't believe in the supernatural."
Christmas was nice, though it didn't feel at all like Christmas. I'm not sure if it was just how quickly it came along or what's going on with my grandma or how hyper-odd my mom has been acting because of what's going on with my grandma but Christmas just didn't feel like Christmas this year. And, I usually go all out to feel like a five year old ( Read more... ) -
The Grave Digger Banana Split Comes With A Death Certificate!
Dave and I finally got to meet "Wolfman" Mac Kelly last week. He posted a bulletin from his myspace at around midnight the night before, asking for "holiday shopper" extras to be in a commercial for American Pop on 9 Mile, a block west of Woodward in downtown Ferndale. He was downstairs (where antique furniture is apparently sold) for a while, ( Read more... ) -
On Demand listings to hospice nurses and oxygen tanks...
Edgar Allan Poe died 159 years ago today. My grandma has stage four cancer of the ovaries AND large intestine. This...
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Jack Tarrance & Andric LeCorn
Chris makes his long awaited return to Destructor Bros. Productions to make fun of Chuck Liddell's stand-up technique. I know one of the editors at Sherdog.com and he's got Chuck's email. Said he'd send this to him...
Then there's the SLEAZIEST thing we've ever done to lure in ad-unit impressions, er, uh, PEOPLE. Yeah, that's what they are ( Read more... ) -
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I've got the next three days off! Thank you Labor Day!!!!
The latest from 'Destructor Bros.'
Happy Labor Day everyone!
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Look here...uh...Blaub.
I haven't dropped my camcorder off at Circuit City for repair yet. We're still crankin' 'em out though...
Andric LeCorn Suicide...
Andric LeCorn follow up call...
Uncle Lon is still out of it...
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Why So Shitty?
Well, the JVC miniDV camcorder I purchased from Circuit City way back in 2001 has finally kicked the bucket...for now. It no longer records or plays back. If the repair costs don't outweigh a new miniDV purchase, I'll haul it back to Circuit City and get it repaired. Until then, the two man-child operation that is Destructor Productions will be ( Read more... ) -
A few trade secrets...
Uncle Lon festival (yours truly on vocals)
(1. The Weather
(2. Head Cheese
(3. D.B. Cooper
(4. The Wedding
And, the latest of Andric LeCorn...
(1. Inkblot Test
(2. Weight Loss
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