Oh wow, I stayed up too late. Spring is here, the air is warm, the lack of sleep, my palpitationg heart, my brain is in overdrive, and my sex drive has awakened after a long dry spell ( Read more... )

You can't gain something for nothing. In essence, nothing is free. There is no gain without trade off. Energy can be neither created or destroyed ( Read more... )

Well, last night at Matt's cabin was pretty mother-fucking-awesome. Even though I've know him for a while, that was the first time I'd gone out to his cabin. Some of Peter and Greg's friends came down from Purdue. One of them just so happened to be one of 20 students in a major at Purdue I'm considering transferring for. What crazy luck. I ( Read more... )

One day, a hairy duck said to me, "Sir, Have you seen my dentures?" I looked up at the poor fellow. He was encrusted with diamonds. I ran from him. I ran under a hill. I kited NORAD. I swam over a lake. I pwned some noobs. I looked to the left. The duck was still there. He said again, "Sir, have you seen my dentures?" I told him, "Look, ( Read more... )

Why are all thses kids having kids? And why on earth did a drunk Walmart employee tell me how great Walmart is to their empoloyees? Do all the proganda videos they show their workers really make them feel better about their jobs? Why do people pressure me to drink and smoke till I pass out and harrass me when do? Why do I let small problems go ( Read more... )

I tried starting some habaneros from seed, but the paper towel dried out and I probably killed them if they had started. I don't understand how a plant grows from something that small, anyway. I suppose its probably for the best. I'm going home for spring break Saturday for a week. If they acutually had sprouted, they'd die the week I'll be ( Read more... )

Along the dusty path there hangs a fragrance ( Read more... )

There’s a blue light fluorescing ( Read more... )

after ignoring school for a while, I'm suddenly trying to do well again. Not much damage, again, (besides maybe that fucking calc class, damn you to firey hell, calculus!) but i suddenly have like 3 papers due at once, and no sleep. Its my own bed, my own shit. Whatever. Why do I punish myself like this? Arrrrg ( Read more... )

When her apartment burned down, she stopped by. “There was such a flame, a fire, a ferocious conflagration and now it’s all gone, all gone. I have no renter’s insurance, nothing can cover this calamity oh oh no oh no. She wasn’t even supposed to live there, oh why did she set the apartment on fire? I suppose it wasn’t her fault, it could happen ( Read more... )