Bonus #5
Title: For the Win
Characters: Jae, Min, Su
Notes: So, this one was a bit more difficult, since it gets Su's random comments thrown in. I separated his out a bit by not indenting them. If it's still confusing, let me know, and I'll put their names in there.
Previous: Bonus #1: Disagree, Bonus #2: Goin’ to the Chapel, Bonus #3a: Annoyed (YooSu) and #3b: Annoyed (JaeMin), Bonus #4: Only Once a Year
Bonus #5: For the Win
**immediately follows Bonus #4
“Miiiiiiin, I’m bored.”
“And your point would be…?”
“You. Come entertain me.”
“I am not a dog. I don’t do tricks on command.”
“You totally should. That’d be awesome.”
“Not helping, Su. Thanks, though.”
“Anyway, I’m busy right now.”
“You’re never going to win.”
“I will. Eventually.”
“Nope. Haven’t you heard his new reasoning? Winning does not equal winning anymore. Just ask Chunnie.”
“It’s not his reasoning; he stole it from me. And, as the originator, I can find a way to turn it back on him.”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“How?”
“Yes, please explain, Min.”
“Quite simple. The very fact that you win so often highlights your obvious obsession with these games. You, rather apparently, spend far too much time in gaming-oblivion. Thus, you win at games but lose at life.”
“That’s… just… not very nice.”
“Never said it would be nice. Really, there’s no nice way to prove that you’re a loser.”
“Min?”
“Mm-hm?”
“You totally win.”
“Thank you, Jae.”
“Now will you come keep me company?”
“Still busy, Jae.”
“But I’m boooored!”
“Yes, we have firmly established this fact.”
“So, you’re the boyfriend. It’s your job to make sure I’m happy.”
“Lies.”
“What?”
“Lies. Fabricated myths to perpetuate an oppressing institution.”
“Are you calling me an ‘oppressing institution’?”
“When I’m trying to beat Junsu in new and creative ways, yes, absolutely.”
“I hate you.”
“You totally don’t.”
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“Okay, you’re right. I totally don’t.”
“Great. Now leave me alone.”
“You don’t want me here?”
“Oh, you’re perfectly welcome to stay and watch. Just don’t bother me. And don’t even try that pouty-face, Jae. I am not a fangirl; it will not work.”
“I’m gonna go see what Chunnie’s doing.”
“Have fun.”
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“So, Min.”
“So, Su.”
“How’s the sex?”
“WHAT?! Why would you even--!”
“I win.”
“What?”
“The game. You just died. I win.”
“I’m never playing video games with you again.”
End.
//Bonus #6//
Characters: Jae, Min, Su
Notes: So, this one was a bit more difficult, since it gets Su's random comments thrown in. I separated his out a bit by not indenting them. If it's still confusing, let me know, and I'll put their names in there.
Previous: Bonus #1: Disagree, Bonus #2: Goin’ to the Chapel, Bonus #3a: Annoyed (YooSu) and #3b: Annoyed (JaeMin), Bonus #4: Only Once a Year
Bonus #5: For the Win
**immediately follows Bonus #4
“Miiiiiiin, I’m bored.”
“And your point would be…?”
“You. Come entertain me.”
“I am not a dog. I don’t do tricks on command.”
“You totally should. That’d be awesome.”
“Not helping, Su. Thanks, though.”
“Anyway, I’m busy right now.”
“You’re never going to win.”
“I will. Eventually.”
“Nope. Haven’t you heard his new reasoning? Winning does not equal winning anymore. Just ask Chunnie.”
“It’s not his reasoning; he stole it from me. And, as the originator, I can find a way to turn it back on him.”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“How?”
“Yes, please explain, Min.”
“Quite simple. The very fact that you win so often highlights your obvious obsession with these games. You, rather apparently, spend far too much time in gaming-oblivion. Thus, you win at games but lose at life.”
“That’s… just… not very nice.”
“Never said it would be nice. Really, there’s no nice way to prove that you’re a loser.”
“Min?”
“Mm-hm?”
“You totally win.”
“Thank you, Jae.”
“Now will you come keep me company?”
“Still busy, Jae.”
“But I’m boooored!”
“Yes, we have firmly established this fact.”
“So, you’re the boyfriend. It’s your job to make sure I’m happy.”
“Lies.”
“What?”
“Lies. Fabricated myths to perpetuate an oppressing institution.”
“Are you calling me an ‘oppressing institution’?”
“When I’m trying to beat Junsu in new and creative ways, yes, absolutely.”
“I hate you.”
“You totally don’t.”
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“Okay, you’re right. I totally don’t.”
“Great. Now leave me alone.”
“You don’t want me here?”
“Oh, you’re perfectly welcome to stay and watch. Just don’t bother me. And don’t even try that pouty-face, Jae. I am not a fangirl; it will not work.”
“I’m gonna go see what Chunnie’s doing.”
“Have fun.”
. . . . .
. . . . .
“So, Min.”
“So, Su.”
“How’s the sex?”
“WHAT?! Why would you even--!”
“I win.”
“What?”
“The game. You just died. I win.”
“I’m never playing video games with you again.”
End.
//Bonus #6//