[There is a REALLY PISSED OFF RUSSIAN GIRL on your screen right now, DDD.]

The first thing I would like to ask.

Where is my sword?! Who the hell has my sword! I demand it's return immediately!

[And now she's holding up Renji's Zanpakuto.]And who does this annoying sword belong to ( Read more... )

[you are now treated to an intense close-up of kamina. red cheeks, glossy eyes, an even louder conversation voice than normal all point to the same conclusion: he is so very. very. drunk.]

COMMUNITY! Today was Renji's birthday and he's an old fart now-- [renji yells "SHUT UP, MAN" from somewhere close by] so I gotta be faster than him. I mean ( Read more... )

I hate this virus. I have breasts and I can't even touch them! This sucks.

Agent Cross, once again you have stirred up an international fiasco. I am, of course, referring to your recent adventure of sleeping with the President's daughter. We're under fire because you couldn't keep it in your pants! [pointing at the screen, not looking happy at all] This, on top of the shootout at the embassy is the final straw ( Read more... )

[At first there's only static, but then the sound of two frantic, almost childlike voices can be heard shouting. The picture remains blank for the moment.]

Szayel Aporro-sama. Szayel Aporro-sama!

[A male voice responds, sounding bored.]

...Hmm? Oh, it's you, Lumina and Verona. What is it?

Aaroniero died! Died, died, died!

Oh? It seems you're ( Read more... )

( Long awaited canon move ( or; In which Ichigo gets his ass kicked again, and Urahara is a badass ) )

[As the video starts a figure decked in black clothing from head to foot can be seen in the strange, orange glow coming from a peculiar looking tank that he is standing in front of. The light throws the outline of the figure into sharp relief. The tank itself is standing in what appears to be a poorly lit laboratory. He takes a few steps towards ( Read more... )

...

Who the fuck is Renji and why is his name tattooed on my ass?

[Welcome to The Three Broomsticks, one of the most popular student hang-outs in Hogsmeade, the all-wizarding village situated to the northwest of Hogwarts. Warm, clean and welcoming, the inn is a good place to grab a drink, unwind from classes, catch up with friends, and rest your feet after exploring Hogsmeade ( Read more... )

[The video cuts in to show a blurry picture, swinging back and forth as if someone is walking with the camera. There are some clear glimpses of the things through the blurring: blue fabric; a dusty dirt road; wood paneling; the legs of anonymous people walking by. Sound is muffled, but what can be heard are the voices of an entire neighborhood ( Read more... )