[kamina (with sudden shorter hair?!) is haggard-looking with bags under his eyes and messier hair than usual, but that doesn't detract from the utter fury in his voice.]

Where.  IS.  MY.  KID.

((ooc: surpraiz, this is kamina like...maybe a week after his first child is born.  all three kaminas, older, present, and wee kamina from about 5 years old, ( Read more... )

I hate to be a bother, but it seems I'm in some need of assistance. Is there someone on here by the name of Sheryl? I need to speak with you for a moment- it's about Kamina. I promise I won't be long.

[[ REFERENCE]]

[you are now treated to an intense close-up of kamina. red cheeks, glossy eyes, an even louder conversation voice than normal all point to the same conclusion: he is so very. very. drunk.]

COMMUNITY! Today was Renji's birthday and he's an old fart now-- [renji yells "SHUT UP, MAN" from somewhere close by] so I gotta be faster than him. I mean ( Read more... )

[kamina, bloody but alive, is standing on top of a long red mecha with a young boy to his left, a busty redhead to his right, and a huge group of men in front of him.  they're all cheering, they did, they captured dai-ganzan and turned it into the dai-gurren, no one was hurt, he'll be with his family for years to come ( Read more... )

Somebody help me pick a birthday!  I'm supposed to be an Aries...however long and whatever that is.  And what all do you do on birthdays, anyway?  Just eat cake?

[see kamina and see a shirtless thor trying to figure out which one is better at biking. also, see sheryl just reclining back with sunglasses and a drink as if she's watching the best show ever.]

Aha, this is not as difficult as you lead me to believe K.A.M.I.N.A, perhaps you just lack the balance of an asgar-

[it's just a pity that after he ( Read more... )

[coming live from sheryl's phone is...sheryl.]

Kamina demanded I record because he says this time, he'll get farther than the driveway. [snickering so hard]  Attempt number 14--

[he shouts off-screen] 15!

...15.  [the camera's turned to kamina, who is balancing precariously on a bicycle and looking determined.]  Ready!

[he pushes off!  and he's going ( Read more... )

[it only shows the back of a familiar snobby captain and kamina writhing on the ground in bonds.]

You, a mere mortal, dare bind Thor, the Son of Odin in these flimsy shackles? [except when he does try to break free, he can't and it just makes him more mad. so, when another shinigami thinks it's a good idea to come near him, Thor just headbutts ( Read more... )

[oh look, it's just thor looking at a rather large pile of stone]

Guys.  [he grins in a very...wait a kamina grin?]

Guys.

WATCH WHAT I CAN DO NOW!

[he turns around and holds up a massive hammer and a huge lightning bolt strikes it.  the force is carried through heave when he slams it onto the ground, turning every stone that was in front of him into ( Read more... )

I died a virgin which sucked a ton.