May 13, 2011 20:11
Agent Cross, once again you have stirred up an international fiasco. I am, of course, referring to your recent adventure of sleeping with the President's daughter. We're under fire because you couldn't keep it in your pants! [pointing at the screen, not looking happy at all] This, on top of the shootout at the embassy is the final straw!
As of one hour ago, the decision was made to assign you a partner. Agent Renji will be with you 24/7 to make sure you don't go destroying any more of our international relations with your guns or libido.
If Agent Renji fails his assignment on your next mission and we get a call from another world leader, regarding your misbehavior, I will see to it that you get castrated. Personally.
This is your last chance before we begin the process to replace you as our top field agent.
M, out.
grabbag virus,
renji abarai,
motoko kusanagi,
au virus,
cross marian