[Crocker's Classroom Spy Camera Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Denzel is in his classroom, at the chalkboard. The board has the words, “Today’s Lesson: Biology” being written on, as well as some stick figure of fairies on the side. With ‘fairies are real’. Above the chalkboard is an American flag and on the America flag, a phoenix is perching. The face on the clock reads, 7: 45, and the sound of the

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[glyph_witch]

You too, Mr. Crocker?

[crackpotcrocker]

Hello.. Shanoa. Wait! Me as well?! So, this is a - VIRUS! You have another 'you'?

Though even if this is a 'virus'. Doesn't explain something....

[glyph_witch]

Yes. I apparently was a very quiet child.

What doesn't this virus explain?

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, that hasn't changed much. FAIRIES! [Slight Spazz]

That if this is the child version of me, why doesn't he have a hunch? I recall always having a hunch, even as a child.

[sandinmyboots]

[A purple angelka, a young green-jacketed youngca and a clown-faced Kefka are all watching this.]

You alright, Denzel?

[crackpotcrocker]

Older: Yes, I'll live.

Younger: Like who are talking too, man?

Older: Mind your business, Crocker. I mean me. I mean child.

Younger: What man? I'm totally not you.

Older: What makes you say that, mmm?

Younger: For like one, man. Totally not a sourpuss. You know.

Older: Well, I always thought magic and fairies where real.
I see that 'blogsite' is at it's finest, Kefka. But then I expected something right around now. Just never sure what. FAIRIES!

[sandinmyboots]

...It's probably a good thing my other two are busy right now. How are you two doing? Younger me is a lot more annoying than younger you.

[crackpotcrocker]

I wouldn't say he's 'annoying' as much as he is confusing.

[Lit Crocker] Like everything is going rather far out, you know. Expect for being told like going to be this chump when I get older. No way that's going to happen, man.

[Older Crocker] Busy doing 'what'?

[likegarbage]

I don't know what the smaller one said.

[crackpotcrocker]

He, I, him. Was speaking perfect English. Even if that was slang. But that's besides the point. Basically, the 'smaller' one said, I was - CRAZY! And I AM! Ha, ha, ha, ha! [Twitch twitch. Gnaws on chalk]

[Little Crocker just blinks. Dot. Dot. Dot.]

[likegarbage]

I don't know that you're crazy. It's possible that you have PICA and consuming substances that are causing neurological malfunctions.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Suddenly moodswing and rather then twitching he's depressed and lets the chalk fall to the floor] Believe me, I am.

PICA?!

[Pause] I never actually eat the substance I just like to gnaw on them...

[ihatepsychology]

The younger version of you seems significantly more intelligent.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Both of them] Why's that? [Eyeing with a sourpuss look]

Like why is that, man? [Eyeing with a modest look]

[ihatepsychology]

The younger Crocker seems more capable of accepting opinions other than his own and is far more adaptable. As far as survival instincts go, his are far superior.

[crackpotcrocker]

THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT'S ME! I'VE ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGE MAGIC! [Older Denzel tempers off with some insanity mixed in]

Because magic is the truth. THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD!

[Lit Crocker] You like know a lot can be explained with science, dig?

[Older Crocker stares at the child] Who are you?!

[RL]

[oddfairy]

[There's a green parrot peering in the window of the classroom.]

[RL]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Little Denzel notices the green parrot peering from outside the classroom window and walks over to open the window. Sticks his head out]

Cosmo, like man. I'm totally glad to see you. Do you dig this? I like never wished for this, you know. [Eyes a bit] Like where's Wanda?

Older Crocker [from his desk] What are you doing?

Little Crocker: Making bird calls. You know.

[RL]

[oddfairy]

[loudly, for older!Crocker's benfit] Tweet! Tweet!

[To lil!Denzel] She must be somewhere!

Re: [RL]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Lit Denzel eyes the Older one] Whoa, that was like close, man. He's totally a jive turkey and somehow he knows like magic and fairies are like real man. We gotta be careful and find Wanda before like the man over there, suspects anything. So, like no magic, you dig? And stay in parrot form.